*Official* Liverpool v United Match Thread. Teams & Griefmania

Anfield
Barclays Premier League
Sunday 23rd September 2012
K.O. 13:30

Park and JOS start.

More to follow.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Anfield
Barclays Premier League
Sunday 23rd September 2012
K.O. 13:30

Oh jesus sparky. Hold me.

Anyone free to hold me? Not sumo lemmy.

The build up game here is Taibi's debut. Didn't we win this 3-2?

kagawa and Rvp to run riot.. 3-1 win..

Going down the pub to watch it in about an hour, feel a bit sick already. Doesn't help that it's pissing down so I can't even watch it in the beer garden whilst smoking profusely

Strictly no grief references on this thread please folks, my head will spontaneously combust. £#%&!ing R5 started the sports prog at 12 with a rawkesque £#%&!ing grief poem.

Originally Posted by believe

Anyone free to hold me? Not sumo lemmy.

We could turn it into a circle-jerk?

my prayers and deals struck earlier in the week for Big Hoppers we will win 3-1 (2 RVP, 1 Vidic) after falling behind to an early Suarez opener.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

We could turn it into a circle-jerk?

I was hoping more human centipede. oh to be drugged out of my eyeballs right now

gonna watch it in silence, gnashing my teeth and pacing the living room floor

the wife and boy have been ordered to have their snooze from 1.30pm until 3.30pm and to stay away

thats R5 £#%&!ed off - is there even a football match being played today F F £#%&!ing S

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

thats R5 £#%&!ed off - is there even a football match being played today F F £#%&!ing S

it's at times like this that I'm glad I no longer live in the UK.

I can only see SAF going into this cautiously

De Gea
Rafael - Vidic - Rio - Evra
Valencia - Carrick - Scholes - Giggs
Kagawa
RVP

Originally Posted by believe

I was hoping more human centipede. oh to be drugged out of my eyeballs right now

My position in the centipede would be dependent on the result. I wouldn't ideally want to be surgically attached to your ring-peice if Utd win.

If Utd lose i'm flying over and it would be an honour to re-digest your £8K faecal detritus.

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Originally Posted by believe

it's at times like this that I'm glad I no longer live in the UK.

I can only see SAF going into this cautiously

De Gea
Rafael - Vidic - Rio - Evra
Valencia - Carrick - Scholes - Giggs
Kagawa
RVP

There's no way he'll play Scholes 3 times in a week.......surely?

We need Cleverley in there to add a bit of mobility

£#%&! me, just been to shop

Talksport had that Scouse @#%&! Graham Beecroft interviewing Verm fans about what they want to see before ko the fan was alright (he wasn't Scouse so that's prob why) and didn't even mention us. Beecroft couldn't let it go though and basically interrupted him with 'but you want Utd fans to behave yes?'

Joke this, seriously tempted to go into hiding and just record the match, watch it later

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

£#%&! me, just been to shop

Talksport had that Scouse @#%&! Graham Beecroft interviewing Verm fans about what they want to see before ko the fan was alright (he wasn't Scouse so that's prob why) and didn't even mention us. Beecroft couldn't let it go though and basically interrupted him with 'but you want Utd fans to behave yes?'

Joke this, seriously tempted to go into hiding and just record the match, watch it later

I know what Greame Beecroft looks like without ever even seeing him.

De Gea

Valencia- Vidic - Rio - Evra

Carrick - Cleverley

Nani - Kagawa - Wellers

RVP