Rooney's back, half a stone lighter.

Originally Posted by dunk

Might help him to actually run and maybe avoid going over on that ankle.

Unless he's just lost half of the stone he put on in Dubai the fortnight before

If it's really been a success, send Anderson, Gibson and O'Shea for a month ffs. (and me )

Be about 6 months for Gibbo, 4 for Ando.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Be about 6 months for Gibbo, 4 for Ando.

Indefinite for big John?

If all 3 are to be here next season (and I can see big John moving on soon, new big contract just before a move, similar to Pip maybe?), they should all fly to Oregon the day after the season ends, not to return until the first pre-season game.

Originally Posted by dunk

Is there just me who secretly hopes he arrives on the Old Trafford pitch to a deafening chorus of boo's?

Probbly not. I hope there's no reaction either way personally and that he plays well and we win.

Originally Posted by dunk

Indefinite for big John?

Getting de-gayed?

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Probbly not. I hope there's no reaction either way personally and that he plays well and we win.

Just that one game you understand, hammer home to him what a @#%&! he's been.

Originally Posted by dunk

Indefinite for big John?

If all 3 are to be here next season (and I can see big John moving on soon, new big contract just before a move, similar to Pip maybe?), they should all fly to Oregon the day after the season ends, not to return until the first pre-season game.

Yup. Siberian salt mines.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Getting de-gayed?

In America? Probably best sending him somewhere a bit less liberal for that. Somewhere in the Middle East maybe.

Originally Posted by dunk

In America? Probably best sending him somewhere a bit less liberal for that. Somewhere in the Middle East maybe.

Or Alabama.

Originally Posted by dunk

Is there just me who secretly hopes he arrives on the Old Trafford pitch to a deafening chorus of boo's?

It’s what he deserves, but no chance it’ll happen. Owen should have got a lot worse, but even he’s been tolerated ffs. Besides, it does the team no good. I’d settle for the scouse bastards name no longer being sung, but after he scores a few it’ll be like nothing happened.

How good would it be if we sold him to siddy and he scored the winner against us in the next Derby.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

“The Big Man is back”

Let’s hope £250,000 a week persuades him to stop playing like a @#%&!.

and acting like one.

£#%&!ing greedy scouse @#%&!.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Or Alabama.

That'll work, get him in a chain gang working in the hot sun, that'll get teh weight off him and scare him straight.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

How good would it be if we sold him to siddy and he scored the winner against us in the next Derby.

Oh mate, that would be amaaaaaaaazing

Originally Posted by dunk

Is there just me who secretly hopes he arrives on the Old Trafford pitch to a deafening chorus of boo's?

I'll be booing at my TV like John Lithgow howling in Bigfoot and the Hendersons.

Scouse @#%&!.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

How good would it be if we sold him to siddy and he scored the winner against us in the next Derby.

Yeah, that would be just GGGGGREAT!!!! :shakehead:

On the surface it will mean United's crippling interest payments - which are as much as £60million a year and contributed to a loss of more than £80million in the last financial period - being reduced dramatically.

no it won't.


the pik loans were not being paid by the club and didn't have anything to do with the loss last year. the club's interest payments will be just as crippling as they were before. they won't be reduced 'dramatically'. they won't be reduced at all.


great journalism :shakehead:

Originally Posted by borsuk

no it won't.


the pik loans were not being paid by the club and didn't have anything to do with the loss last year. the club's interest payments will be just as crippling as they were before.


great journalism :shakehead:

Wrong thread?

Originally Posted by dunk

Wrong thread?

quoting from the original article. if the comments on rooney are as reliable as the ones on the debt then we can expect the michelin man to turn up.

Originally Posted by dunk

Wrong thread?

Deserves a stint in the pit IMO

Originally Posted by borsuk

quoting from the original article

Sorry, yes, just saw that bit.