100000000000005 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/s...40061958483970

All that red will be getting a nice thick coat of Bloo to cover it up.

Bloo chorizo sausages at half time washed down with a pleasant Azul wine.

El Berts

They're the Disney Land of football.

Originally Posted by otbarney

They're the Disney Land of football.

They've become every single thing they despise.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They've become every single thing they despise.

Little old City, sold their soul to become everything they claimed to hate.

Love dropping that on them, makes them furious.

Also when they slag off the trophies we won last season pointing it out that those trophies make up half of the silverware they have won in 41 years.

https://twitter.com/Sport_Witness/status/900428918334922752

That tunnel is £#%&!ing ridiculous.

It's not even funny. It's just weird and pathetic

Originally Posted by ScarFace

https://twitter.com/Sport_Witness/st...28918334922752

If that and the Jonny Evans deal go through that would make it 280 million just on defenders and goalkeepers for guardiola.

Mourinho has spent 295 million on our entire squad.

Originally Posted by AnthonyMartial

If that and the Jonny Evans deal go through that would make it 280 million just on defenders and goalkeepers for guardiola.

Mourinho has spent 295 million on our entire squad.

Must be worth a trophy that.

State...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....diola-13534297

Apparently referees need to give the precious @#%&!s special protection

Read blue moon yesterday there equivalent to games of the day .. its staggering the fa choose our fixtures refs give us decisions teams don't try against us no mention of spending more money on players than anyone they played Brighton Bournemouth and a poor Everton team and have the worlds best coach 🤣 Then popped to rawk staggering some @#%&!s been through out fixtures pinpointing our run of 4 games in about Jan when we have 4 tricky games and if we had spent what we've spent and not won the league he's stopped watching football. No mention they have spent a billion in premiership and not won one league. Staggering

https://twitter.com/Malachians/status/902576729591398400

Originally Posted by taff

love a good bullshit motto do the berts.

Not many of them left in that tunnel

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Not many of them left in that tunnel

Thinly veiled mockery of the people's princess on the eve of her death's anniversary. Shame on you.

Anyone want to waste 13 minutes of their lives? This weeks episode of "tunnel cam"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDSMoOAZPQ

Do they get instructed to wave to the mugs in the tunnel club?

Originally Posted by sa7

Do they get instructed to wave to the mugs in the tunnel club?

probably, as they cant see them as its prison mirrors.

Apparently that stupid tunnel was so badly designed that they couldn't get yer man down there on his stretcher and they had to take him a long way round. Yeah real smart that.

They've got no fans


They've go no ground

But they have got unlimited quantities of moolah

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

They've got no fans


They've go no ground

You want some? 😁