I'm confused......can someone help me ?

We should change their nickname to the Menstrual Cycle, every month it's for a few days it's on

According to helmet head in todays Sun bad luck is going to cost us the league

On and off more times than Sarah Harding's knickers

now then

off?

Originally Posted by Billy Baroo

now then

off?

oooh toughy.

According to the official offonometer™

OFF!!! OFF off on ON ON!!!

Still on as things stand.

(hth)

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

According to the official offonometer™

OFF!!! OFF off on ON ON!!!

Still on as things stand.

(hth)

When did we start using the "offonometer™" meter?

Aaaaah I've just noticed it's Trade Marked, so you've slipped the all new Carlosartorial "offonometer™ " in to replace the Nofun " onoffmeter"

look, its still ON

and even if it isnt, I for one will be outraged if the premiership trophy is not presented to liverpool on the last day of the season irrespective of where they finish in the league

anything less would be a slap in the face for justice

It's still on (copyright D. Kuyt) but it's a qualified ON eg requires a miracle but On nevertheless.

I've already heard some of them earnestly say that even if they don't get the league they would have deserved it more and they've played the best football all season. They are seriously saying this too which would be laughable if it wasn't so pathetic.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

I've already heard some of them earnestly say that even if they don't get the league they would have deserved it more and they've played the best football all season. They are seriously saying this too which would be laughable if it wasn't so pathetic.

feels like its been a pretty poor season all round in terms of top quality football

we are top without playing the sort of stuff consistently that won the pot the past 2 years

Originally Posted by Billy Baroo

feels like its been a pretty poor season all round in terms of top quality football

we are top without playing the sort of stuff consistently that won the pot the past 2 years

I wouldn't even pretend that we've played the best football tbf.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

I wouldn't even pretend that we've played the best football tbf.

I think West Brom have played some of the most attractive football in our league.....

Off-ish, atm.

It's off the offonometer[SIZE="1"]TM currently.

But it's definitely on next season

It's on for the next 3 years apparently.

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

But it's definitely on next season

That season being Autumn

now this is getting silly

I got out my calculator, and mathematically its still on

steeeeeeevie g and rafa have always said its on till its off, so on that evidence its on

but on rawk some wall pushers are saying its off

my mate in the pub last night said its off, but another lad said dont count your chickens and its still on

Ive got a particularly complicated meeting starting at 11am, I have to have my wits about me, so can someone let me know if its on or off ?

the future of the little disabled orphan lad depends on this

Its still on. By clinical mathmatics its on. Worked out by a clinical mathmatician.

He may walk to his new parents yet.