*Official 2018/19 Match Thread* Bournemouth v Manchester United - Early Afternoon Garbage

It would appear Mata and Sanchez met for the first time on the bus this morning

Can't work out the off side rule.

The player on the wing was onside, but everyone else wasn't, but that's ok because they weren't interfering with play. Is that right?

If so, why not just use a goal hanger for 90 minutes who isn't interfering with play?

I fully expected this.

We are being outplayed by a better team, whose individuals I couldn't pick out of a line up. Not one of them.

They are the complete opposite of us.

Bournemouth beating us and playing better than us is not a surprise. This is our level.

This is worse than the Brighton game

We'll never get anywhere with jokers like smalling starting every game. £#%&! me he's awful.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It would appear Mata and Sanchez met for the first time on the bus this morning

Probably the best place to get to know each other given how late it usually is.

Originally Posted by Cream

Can't work out the off side rule.

The player on the wing was onside, but everyone else wasn't, but that's ok because they weren't interfering with play. Is that right?

If so, why not just use a goal hanger for 90 minutes who isn't interfering with play?

You on about the goal?

They were all behind the ball when it was played. All on-side.

Just put us out of this misery and sack him at half time. Honestly fed up with this £#%&!ing shit every week.

How much longer can we allow this shit show to go on for

Look like we’ve never played together before even in training
Tbh I think you could pick 11 footballers and put them in a team and they’d look more cohesive than this

Smalling. He’s pisssed, right?

What age will lindelof be when he wins his first header?

Shock horror another chance created because super Luke is out of position and jogging. He is £#%&!

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Just put us out of this misery and sack him at half time. Honestly fed up with this £#%&!ing shit every week.

I used to be fed up. Now I'm just numb to it.

The worst part is the tiny bit of hope that the wins bring.

We'll keep doing this until about March: win enough games to keep the wolves from the door.

I never want us to lose, but the sooner this changes, the better and the only way that's happening is with a run of defeats.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Shock horror another chance created because super Luke is out of position and jogging. He is £#%&!

Doesn't help that bournemouth are literally allowed all the time and space they want all over the pitch and aren't even remotely challenged until they're having a shot on our goal

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Just put us out of this misery and sack him at half time. Honestly fed up with this £#%&!ing shit every week.

New to woody

Top 4 still mathematical

The worst part is the Bournemouth players want it more than our lot, that is unforgivable, the lack of passion and care is awful, the @#%&!s stroll about with out a care in the world,

Can’t believe he expected to pick Mata and Sanchez and get a coherent performance

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Doesn't help that bournemouth are literally allowed all the time and space they want all over the pitch and aren't even remotely challenged until they're having a shot on our goal

None of it helps pal but all the problems are down that side and Lukey if nearer martial or pogba than LB

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

The worst part is the Bournemouth players want it more than our lot, that is unforgivable, the lack of passion and care is awful, the @#%&!s stroll about with out a care in the world,

They're going through the motions just like the manager

£#%&! me, that was lucky. Deffo looked a penalty that