Silly summer non United transfer rubbish thread.

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45m if he's worth 45m then how much is big Dave worth?

Originally Posted by Vedder

45m if he's worth 45m then how much is big Dave worth?

The transfer market is about to reach ridiculous new heights of mentalness this summer, brace yourself.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

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So that's over £60 million on two keepers in two summer windows?

Originally Posted by Jethro

So that's over £60 million on two keepers in two summer windows?

They have the most expensive defender in the world and now the most expensive goalkeepr.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

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Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

A 23 year old brazilian goalkeeper who has had 2 seasons of top flight football at Benfica. made about 35 appearances.

Ilkay Gundogan £20,000,000
Nolito £13,800,000
Oleksandr Zinchenko £1,700,000
Leroy Sané £37,000,000
Gabriel Jesus £27,000,000
Marlos Moreno £4,750,000
John Stones £47,500,000
Claudio Bravo £17,100,000
Bernard Silva £43,000,000
Ederson £45,000,000

Just the £256,850,000 spent by Pep the £#%&!ing purist in 12 months then so far

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Ilkay Gundogan £20,000,000
Nolito £13,800,000
Oleksandr Zinchenko £1,700,000
Leroy Sané £37,000,000
Gabriel Jesus £27,000,000
Marlos Moreno £4,750,000
John Stones £47,500,000
Claudio Bravo £17,100,000
Bernard Silva £43,000,000
Ederson £45,000,000

Just the £256,850,000 spent by Pep the £#%&!ing purist in 12 months then so far

Funny how all these "philosophy" managers can't seem to philosophise success with the players they have instead of spending a quarter of a billion or inheriting a squad with the world's best players.

I had no idea Bravo cost £17m

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Funny how all these "philosophy" managers can't seem to philosophise success with the players they have instead of spending a quarter of a billion or inheriting a squad with the world's best players.

Managers with strict ways of playing need specific types of players, rather than just anybody they inherit. That's strange?

Does utterly reduce achievements though. I mean, you spend hundreds and hundreds of millions and win things. Well done.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

I had no idea Bravo cost £17m



Managers with strict ways of playing need specific types of players, rather than just anybody they inherit. That's strange?

Does utterly reduce achievements though. I mean, you spend hundreds and hundreds of millions and win things. Well done.

Where did i say it's strange.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Funny how all these "philosophy" managers can't seem to philosophise success with the players they have instead of spending a quarter of a billion or inheriting a squad with the world's best players.

You'd think he'd be using some players from their brilliant massive blue academy.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Where did i say it's strange.

In your post.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

You'd think he'd be using some players from their brilliant massive blue academy.

I'm sure once they get enough of Pep's PED's into them they'll come steaming out of the academy.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

In your post.

I think you need to learn how to read.

My cousin teaches Pep's kid. The kid said Neymar had been in touch with her dad a lot recently saying he wants out of Barca

Originally Posted by Sloane

My cousin teaches Pep's kid. She said Neymar had been in touch with her dad a lot recently saying he wants out of Barca

Why's Neymar ringing your cousin's dad

Originally Posted by Sandman

Why's Neymar ringing your cousin's dad

Tbf it is an imaginary story

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

I had no idea Bravo cost £17m



Managers with strict ways of playing need specific types of players, rather than just anybody they inherit. That's strange?

Does utterly reduce achievements though. I mean, you spend hundreds and hundreds of millions and win things. Well done.

Yet, Mourinho gets it in the neck if he does the same thing.

As I said earlier, he'll never win some of you over

Originally Posted by Sandman

Why's Neymar ringing your cousin's dad

Edited.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Yet, Mourinho gets it in the neck if he does the same thing.

As I said earlier, he'll never win some of you over

Haven't I just said it reduces achievement, while talking about Guardiola?

Apologise.