*Official Match Thread 2016/17* - Manchester United v Manchester City 10/09/16

Shocking by the players

Awful goal

United need to not lose their heads now otherwise this could get embarrassing.

Blind again playing him on.

What the £#%&! was he thinking with this team selection

Originally Posted by Sapien

Good one.

Zlatan has held it up in the brief times he's had it. Part one of his job.

And that's game over.

City have been brilliant, we've been shit and it's no more than they deserve. Couldn't have gone any worse.

We need to assassinate deBroyyyney at half time to have any hope

blind playing everyone onside.. we are the makers of our own downfall here........sloppy and lazy play all over the pitch from us has made city look better than they are..........

Originally Posted by silv

Shocking by the players

Awful goal

Not really, City just the better team tbh

Originally Posted by Sparky***

United need to not lose their heads now otherwise this could get embarrassing.

It already is embarrassing.

Whenever I watch Blind against decent opposition he's a statue.

This was always going to be the worry with Mourinho, sad to see United get outclassed like this.

They're forcing errors. Forcing us to panic. It's what Barca did

We've strung a few passes together - that's about as positive as it gets.

More than a shade of v Barca in 09

Shocking at the back. Blind

Not really sure why Lingard is there

Two changes at HT

Team selection is £#%&!ing awful, we're playing with 8 men effectively.

Mickey terror isn't that terrifying after all

Has Lingard touched the ball?

I wish Neville would shut his stinking mouth.

Blind the total footballer.

Lingard and Mkhitaryan with two of the worst performances I've seen in a derby.

If any of you hear a thud don't be alarmed.

That's the sound of Mourinho's Sword of Damocles dropping on several of these players hollow £#%&!ing heads!

Mickey-T looks a soft @#%&!.

Loses every 50-50.

Shame we can't take half the team off.