The Official Build up to the Scousers on Sunday thread

some other clubs who have more league titles than Sheik Mansour FC.

Sheffield Wednesday
Newcastle United
Sunderland

Other clubs who also have 3

Wolves
Leeds
huddersfield
Blackburn


In esteemed company there, bert.

Since you're on google when was the last time you lost 6-1 at home?

Did fergie shit his car seat again on the way home?

bitchford has sewn up my vote for newcomer of the year
he's got it all; originality, wit, moxy and for sure the intelligence to back it up


he must be the one lad in the pub who knows all the songs about the munichs entertaining the locals over a pint of robinsons, all the lads at the biscuit factory know him as well, he comes into work on a monday with tales of his weekend singing songs about a dead city player in mary d's
not like those stupid united fans from surrey
classic humour

Originally Posted by John Blazini

You got a terminal illness then pal? Explains a lot. Alzheimer's is a @#%&! eh.

Ask baconface. What was it "not in my lifetime" he said about City winning the league? Pisscan will be dead soon based on that

Originally Posted by bitchford

Since you're on google when was the last time you lost 6-1 at home?

Last season. You mentioned it earlier.

imagine being the type of person who gets pissed and logs onto a forum to write things about dead footballers because they play for a team you don't like at 2:30am

have you ever kissed a girl pal?

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

imagine being the type of person who gets pissed and logs onto a forum to write things about dead footballers because they play for a team you don't like at 2:30am

have you ever kissed a girl pal?

They're £#%&!ing funny @#%&!s aren't they. Great entertainment.

I'm in Aus

WTF are you doing logged on you sad bastard?

Originally Posted by bitchford

I'm in Aus

WTF are you doing logged on you sad bastard?

"who the £#%&! are ajax"?

I like this fella, top name too very original. Totes bum tbh.

Originally Posted by bitchford

I'm in Aus

haven't you got an ethnic to racially abuse or a wife to put your putrid seed into you absolute gimp

Originally Posted by bitchford

WTF are you doing logged on you sad bastard?

i support man united

Originally Posted by bitchford

I'm in Aus

WTF are you doing logged on you sad bastard?

Some of us don't have 9pm bedtimes.

Makes sense for a Bertie to be in Australia.

Like their stadium, another shithole full of @#%&!s that's 40% empty.

Originally Posted by bitchford

By the way how's the weather in surrey?

Originally Posted by bitchford

I'm in Aus

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Makes sense for a Bertie to be in Australia.

Like their stadium, another shithole full of @#%&!s that's 40% empty.

Just leave him be. The sad individual.

Anway... the scouse @#%&!s. It's a £#%&!er being up four hours earlier and having to wait all day for these early kick offs. Feel sick to the stomach.

this sums scousers up perfectly on fb

I wrote:

Kop @#%&!s, the dirty theiving @#%&!s
Kop @#%&!s, they steal your hub caps
Most of them, they sign on the dole
All of them live in a shithole.
KOP @#%&!S

Scouser wrote.

I've always found it interesting that the Mancs are so keen to sound off on LFC at any and every opportunity. Anti scouse songs and chants at the "theater of dreams" regardless of whether you are playing us or not, its some kind of fixation. On the flip side we don't have the same fascination with you, yes we hate you but don't make it any every day occupation.........seems to me that one side is bothered by the other more, why is that do you think? Don't think about it for too long boys, wouldn't want to tax that grey matter would we now.

Chorlters and another mate wrote:

I remember when united v Liverpool was a big game.

I remember when liverpool were famous.

Scouser wrote:

Memories! I remember Dennis Law back healing a ball into the net to send MU into the 2nd division but lets not dwell on the past, all credit to MU but football is cyclic......so enjoy it while you can.......it may not always be so easy to be so smug! Bring it on!!

So us singing an anti scouse song on the eve of the game is us constantly talking about them. And to try and make it look like they are still in the "cycle" they refer back 40 years and still get the information wrong

Jesus £#%&!ing Christ, £#%&! knows what triggered it but I dreamt I had sex with her last night

Proper £#%&!ing vivid it was, she was all chatty and friendly as she seduced me, taking her clothes off piece by piece to reveal her cold flabby body, urrgggh, I can't £#%&!ing go on

£#%&!ing VILE it was. She £#%&!ing climbed on to me and was laughing and everything as her face moved close to mine with every thrust