Hummels to City

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...y-father-agent

And so it begins.

Gundogan as good as confirmed too. Aubameyang & Reus next, nqat.

Blue shite

Lottery winning @#%&!s

Turns 28 this year

Possible he's just after his last big contract

I take it nobody saw him against Liverpool then?

Cool.

Can't stand that bald @#%&! Guardiola.

Selling his arse to some dodgy Arabs. Fraud @#%&!.

Contract up next year, tick.

Club with more money than sense who he can use to get a better deal, tick.

Sounds like the berts have taken over from us as the agents club of choice to get a pay rise for their client

Originally Posted by Pop

Gundogan as good as confirmed too. Aubameyang & Reus next, nqat.

Blue shite

Buying loads of players from the second best team in Germany that got done by the scousers? Cool.

Cba with hummels. He'd be annihilated in this united side with his snail pace, soft attitude and lapses in concentration.

I'm quicker

Don't reckon he'd be a success in England anyway, seems awfully sluggish whenever I've seen him.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Don't reckon he'd be a success in England anyway, seems awfully sluggish whenever I've seen him.

Slow and injury-prone, you're right he'll likely struggle here.

Massively overrated.

We have Blind

Originally Posted by Neo

Can't stand that bald c*** Guardiola.

Selling his arse to some dodgy Arabs. Fraud c***.

First time he's had to come in and build a team. His jobs thus far involved him walking in to the best and third best squads in world football respectively. City aren't even in the top 3 squads in England and they are old as £#%&!.

Originally Posted by Crumps

First time he's had to come in and build a team. His jobs thus far involved him walking in to the best and third best squads in world football respectively. City aren't even in the top 3 squads in England and they are old as £#%&!.

I'm sure the bzillion pounds they'll spend will help the process along.

Originally Posted by Jethro

We have Blind

this. hummels is a class player, but he'd need klopp's magic potions to keep up in the PL...

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

this. hummels is a class player, but he'd need klopp's magic potions to keep up in the PL...

And Sahko's fat burners.

What did you make of Stones yesterday Throb? He has a lot to learn defensively, Martinez can not be helping him there, but I was very impressed with his ball playing ability in the second half, initiated a lot of their attacks.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I'm sure the bzillion pounds they'll spend will help the process along.

I'm sure it will. But the point that Pep will have to do something he has had no real experience of previously remains valid.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

And Sahko's fat burners.

What did you make of Stones yesterday Throb? He has a lot to learn defensively, Martinez can not be helping him there, but I was very impressed with his ball playing ability in the second half, initiated a lot of their attacks.

i'd take him in a heartbeat to play alongside blind... have visions of mensah turning into a lothar matthaus type and the 3 of them forming a great triangle in front of de gea, taking it in turns to advance up the pitch