Manchester United v Wolves - 8pm- 14/08/23 - Official Match Thread

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1691153662347755521?s=20

What the £#%&! is this load of codswallop, looks like lawnmower man from 1992

Originally Posted by Baron

Can we stop “going into the eyes”

It was brilliant. Brilliant and this was brilliant. Tbf to her she’s pretty good at explaining exactly what happened.

Originally Posted by Baron

Can we stop “going into the eyes”

I'd prefer Struddige did a couple of songs tbh.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...347755521?s=20

Still some good reds about, shocked they are match goers.

Originally Posted by larry

far too emotional, not a good way to make whatever point you want to make.

Hysterical, even?

I have a strange feeling we're going to be all over them & outclass them in every area. Put down a really strong marker for the season.









(In other words, lump a months wages on a boring £#%&!ing 0-0)

karen carney "in that top 6, they were the lowest team to score goals"

translation "in that top 6, they scored the lowest number of goals"

passing around the defence looks much better.

far too many of these bleach blonde haircuts in the team

Hojlund seems to have lost the #@&%! haircut which is a relief. Perhaps he reads this site and has taken the comments on board?

still giving the ball to a man under pressure every time.

semedo has been past mount twice like he wasn't there.

we don't like being pressed.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Hojlund seems to have lost the #@&%! haircut which is a relief. Perhaps he reads this site and has taken the comments on board?

That was the minor problem he needed fixing, looking like the lady out of Butterfiles. Probably was made to take a good long look at himself in the mirror.

It’s very subdued.

Flying out the traps here aren’t we

Get the ball to Antony ffs

give garnacho a 10-yard head start and he still gets caught by two players.

rashers should have scored.

4-0 by half-time.

Has Antony died his hair white?

Is this our first game of pre season? They all look rusty as £#%&!

We look nervous. Odd.