Jamie Redknapp

I was just listening to the nation's sage speaking about the Champions League final tomorrow, more specifically about Drogba. So, they show a clip of Drogba scoring a goal. "If you were to put something on Drogba's gravestone..."

Hold on. Wasn't expecting this, was Redders about to come out with a profound tribute to Didier?

"...that could play videos, it would be that goal."

There you have it, gravestones with video screens on them. Feel free to add to Jamie's gems.

Originally Posted by JakeB

I was just listening to the nation's sage speaking about the Champions League final tomorrow, more specifically about Drogba. So, they show a clip of Drogba scoring a goal. "If you were to put something on Drogba's gravestone..."

Hold on. Wasn't expecting this, was Redders about to come out with a profound tribute to Didier?

"...that could play videos, it would be that goal."

There you have it, gravestones with video screens on them. Feel free to add to Jamie's gems.

He's a £#%&!ing crank, comedy gold

A tombstone that can play videos!

when richard keys did sky.

"our guest panel tonight, ruud gullit, european cup winner, graeme souness, european cup winner, trevor francis, european cup winner, and we have jamie redknapp in the studio".

total no mark.

you seen the looks souness gives him sometimes?

It's the sort of face you make when you sit on the bus next to the local nutter.

Perhaps fred should find videos that would go on fredsters' futuristic LED equipped tombstones

That's a great idea tbf.

Well done Jamie, about time.

Hopefully his Dad's will have that one where the ball hits him. Reasonably soon too.

bit disappointing, this thread. when i saw the title i thought fenway had appointed him chief financial office or something.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

you seen the looks souness gives him sometimes?

It's the sort of face you make when you sit on the bus next to the local nutter.

Need some gifs sorting!

On a cold winter night referring to Kolo Toure:

"Well, I mean he's literally a Gladiator, inny?"

Toure was waiting for kick off, wearing gloves and blowing on his hands to warm them up.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

you seen the looks souness gives him sometimes?

It's the sort of face you make when you sit on the bus next to the local nutter.

I saw Souness do a number on him once, was quite uncomfortable viewing. He refused to give eye contact to Redknapp or address the ridiculous point he was banging on and on about. 'Anyway Jeff, I think the Bayern midfield were expecting a tougher game.... Jamie was virtually in his lap: LOOK AT ME, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT EGG SHAPED FOOTBALLS!

He's football punditry's equivalent of Danny Dyer.

hate the @#%&!. genuinely want him dead.

yeah he's a horrible pundit, offers no insight whatsoever except the usual footballing cliches

he sort of reminds me of a mate everyone has that always says some silly about football ie "mess isn't all that"

He talked absolute £#%&!ing %@#$&!s when we played the scouse @#%&!s at OT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt5FAdGPS6U

Originally Posted by neworder

Need some gifs sorting!

First video i looked at ....what a #@&%! Redknapp is.

They're the worst gif's I've ever £#%&!ing seen. And they're after the last years final. Tit.

yhbr.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

They're the worst gif's I've ever £#%&!ing seen. And they're after the last years final. Tit.

yhbr.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

They're the worst gif's I've ever £#%&!ing seen. And they're after the last years final. Tit.

yhbr.

watcher lashing out like it ain't no thang these days