Samuel Eto'o

Benzema will not be coming to United. Why can't people accept that?

Originally Posted by shadowplay

Barca to use money to buy Ribery?

What else would they use?

I take I am the only one who wouldn't have Eto'o anywhere near Old Trafford?

Ok then.

This would please me, a lot.

Wouldn't cost that much eiither with only a year left on his contract. The ronaldo money wouldnt even come into it, we'd still have left overs from our regular transfer kitty.

How far would people go for Ribery? £40m here. Deal rising up to £16m for Atom Ant.....there would still be lots of dough left for the wizard to strenghten our central midfield.

Originally Posted by wiganste

Benzema will not be coming to United. Why can't people accept that?

The real world is shit, that's why.

We're signing Aguero, De Rossi, Benz, Ribery and Daniel Sturridge.Get used to it

Originally Posted by the heathen

What else would they use?

Originally Posted by dunk

I take I am the only one who wouldn't have Eto'o anywhere near Old Trafford?

Ok then.

he can come and dust the shelf where the European Cup used to be

other than that deary me, do people honestly think that's the best Ferguson will come up with? I'd rather go with what we've got.

if we're going to launder this illicit cash spivved out of a corrupt capitalist system (again) then I suggest we'd be better off providing Eto'o's home nation with food aid and fresh water than actually signing this @#%&! to come and make waves while we're trying to bring through our crop of brilliant youngsters.

and anyway, on general principle Barcelona wouldn't dream of accepting any of this money because they question its legitamacy and they are whiter than white in such matters,

I think it is highly unlikely that a top european player will play in the premiership full stop, because of the tax rate here atm, so all this talk of ribery, benzema, eto'o to whatever english club seems pie in the sky nonsense to me.

Originally Posted by redmike

I think it is highly unlikely that a top european player will play in the premiership full stop, because of the tax rate here atm, so all this talk of ribery, benzema, eto'o to whatever english club seems pie in the sky nonsense to me.

27% difference for Ribery to go to Spain or come here. that'll be where this 65m comes in surely, cus he's certainly not worth that even given the crimes against humanity currently being perpetrated in football transfer market right now

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

27% difference for Ribery to go to Spain or come here. that'll be where this 65m comes in surely, cus he's certainly not worth that even given the crimes against humanity currently being perpetrated in football transfer market right now

Crimes against humanity i like that.

Originally Posted by redmike

I think it is highly unlikely that a top european player will play in the premiership full stop, because of the tax rate here atm, so all this talk of ribery, benzema, eto'o to whatever english club seems pie in the sky nonsense to me.

of course, but let us dream before the reality kicks in on august 31st that 'hold on, we aren't going to sign anyone good, are we."

Originally Posted by Sparky***

of course, but let us dream before the reality kicks in on august 31st that 'hold on, we aren't going to sign anyone good, are we."

I think we might tbh, but instead of the recognised world stars, i think we would more likely see fergie signing one or two unknowns who will surprise us all with their ability, after all hardly anybody heard of c ronaldo before utd signed him in 2003 did they.

Originally Posted by redmike

I think we might tbh, but instead of the recognised world stars, i think we would more likely see fergie signing one or two unknowns who will surprise us all with their ability, after all hardly anybody heard of c ronaldo before utd signed him in 2003 did they.

a 'big' signing was near stick on anyway, either Tevez or a replacement for him

other than that (and I'm not bothered if that doesn't happen btw) I really hope you're right, and United sign a couple of up and coming starlets, whatever position they play. I'd be happy for Ferguson to show me that he trusts the talent we already have coming through - including Nani, Anderson, Tosic and then this Ljajic character by the start of 2010/11

Originally Posted by wiganste

Benzema will not be coming to United. Why can't people accept that?

What are tonight's lottery numbers please.

Originally Posted by redmike

I think it is highly unlikely that a top european player will play in the premiership full stop, because of the tax rate here atm, so all this talk of ribery, benzema, eto'o to whatever english club seems pie in the sky nonsense to me.

I wouldnt mind Eto'o one bit. I've long been of the opinion he would be devastating in the Premiership.

but i want GOURCUFF!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by redmike

I think we might tbh, but instead of the recognised world stars, i think we would more likely see fergie signing one or two unknowns who will surprise us all with their ability, after all hardly anybody heard of c ronaldo before utd signed him in 2003 did they.

Like Kleberson?

I was certainly surprised with his ability.

Vucinic or Eto'o?
Or in other words 4th place with two Berbatovs
or second place.

Who the £#%&! is Vucinic

Eto'o brutey

no £#%&!ing chance he wants 200 grand a week

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

Eto'o brutey

no £#%&!ing chance he wants 200 grand a week

Divs it is then.