Transfer Window Opening Day .....

Originally Posted by Jethro

What the £#%&! is going on?

We're signing a lazio player and Danny Rose

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Danny Rose

Originally Posted by RemisMoses

I was going to say I've had more women than you have had hot dinners but that would be a lie.

does parents and sisters count in your tally ?

Originally Posted by puressence

does parents and sisters count in your tally ?

Someone on red issue said we are signing fred and rose which amused me for a few seconds.

Originally Posted by puressence

does parents and sisters count in your tally ?

Repartee isn't a strong point of yours is it. Don't worry son you will find your way in life with what you've got.

Originally Posted by RemisMoses

Someone on red issue said we are signing fred and rose which amused me for a few seconds.



Repartee isn't a strong point of yours is it. Don't worry son you will find your way in life with what you've got.

red issue ?????

Originally Posted by puressence

red issue ?????

....Uniteds fanzine, new issue out today only 50p

Originally Posted by Jethro

What the £#%&! is going on?

Something about dinners and transfer windows

Also we’ve found out Seamus is ginger.

Originally Posted by AK14

Something about dinners and transfer windows

Also we’ve found out Seamus is ginger.

Shocking revelations. Going to be a long Summer.

2 new players in by 31st may

Originally Posted by puressence

Silly season opens tomorrow .......as wise to log off twitter as the itk brigade take over ...

Originally Posted by puressence

2 new players in by 31st may

You do know Mickey Hazard isn't Edens dad don't you? I assume that's where you draw down your inside knowledge from.

Originally Posted by puressence

Silly season opens tomorrow .......as wise to log off twitter as the itk brigade take over ...

im hearing the lazio player is coming and rose ...

If the transfer window opened tomorrow why couldn't we sign someone to play in the FA Cup final? Or Fulham and Villa for the Championship play offs?

Originally Posted by flixton

If the transfer window opened tomorrow why couldn't we sign someone to play in the FA Cup final? Or Fulham and Villa for the Championship play offs?

Paper work cannot be filled until June.

So, is this the official thread? Needs the tried and tested title tbh

SUMMER %@#$&!S

Originally Posted by RemisMoses

Oh dear, have I messed with a forum top dog. The posse is circling.

Hope we get some business done before the world cup, wheels should have been in motion months ago really. We could do with clearing the decks first.

I got your back, they are @#%&!

Originally Posted by puressence

2 new players in by 31st may

Every £#%&!ing year

Originally Posted by dunk

Every £#%&!ing year

I don't know where you get that from, the transfer window has opened in May for the first time because of it ending in Aug.

My sources indicate we are looking to but 6 (six) players this window:

Bale
Alderweild
Dybala

Willian
Umtiti
Mandzukics

Originally Posted by RemisMoses

I don't know where you get that from, the transfer window has opened in May for the first time because of it ending in Aug.

Every year pure starts posting piles and piles of predictions and claims of transfers, names, dates, numbers of players etc. in the hope that something sticks and he can claim true itk status.

Originally Posted by dunk

Every year pure starts posting piles and piles of predictions and claims of transfers, names, dates, numbers of players etc. in the hope that something sticks and he can claim true itk status.

Chips on the hips, about all that sticks.