Alexi Lalas wants to improve soccer....

https://twitter.com/AlexiLalas/status/1608138360887070721

Needless to say he's spent the last 24 hours defending his amazing suggestions and giving it the old USA, USA to his detractors

soccer would improve immensely if Alex Morgan got her biff out.

Football on the other hand doesnt need any of that ginger #@&%!s suggestions.

Worst player has to do 10 minutes in a pillory at the end of the game, where fans can throw eggs, rocks and feces at their head without fear of reprisal.

You can only run backwards

Keepers can only save with their chests

shit like this just makes me all the more happy that the Yanks largely don't like Football. Christ imagine if they actually liked it, they'd £#%&! it up for everyone.

Only the teams coach driver can take corners, free kicks and penalties.

Nothing above head height. Or below the knee.

Originally Posted by AK14

Only the teams coach driver can take corners, free kicks and penalties.

We have this already

Originally Posted by Pop

https://twitter.com/AlexiLalas/statu...38360887070721

Needless to say he's spent the last 24 hours defending his amazing suggestions and giving it the old USA, USA to his detractors

did he just arrive from the 70s in a time machine? are we going to get £#%&!ing armadillo races as well?

jesus, at least have your own ideas, you nickelback-a-like freak.

If you lose a game, you can invade the opposition’s country and impose a more favourable result on them.

What a #@&%!.

Wasn't Wenger a proponent of kick-ins?

He actually makes some good points there.




Nahh, I'm winding you up, they're all £#%&!ing shit & stupid. He should shut the £#%&! up & £#%&! off, the Catweazle looking @#%&!.

with him on handball.

HANDBALL

Originally Posted by AK14

Only the teams coach driver can take corners, free kicks and penalties.

Would help us immensely, nqat.

I think we all need bigger goals.

Think they’re good suggestions tbh. Remember the rules are still fundamentally as they were in the 1890s.

The world of sport has moved on, maybe some of you lot should as well.

Bigger goals but two goalkeepers

Kick ins but only with left foot. (all players on over 20k a week should be compulsory two footed anyhow)

If a player hasn't scored in 30 games his next goal is worth 3

35 yard shootout should be a thing imo. But if gets into sudden death managers take 6th kick.

4 points If win by more than 4 goals

3 "remove player cards" per season where teams can remove one player off the opposition line up before ko

Nil nils at 80th minute all players take a shot of brandy and then spin round with eyes shut for 60 seconds before game continues

Anyone can play goalie. If the rush keeper is compromised a defender can go in nets.