Yaya Toure Wants To Leave City

Originally Posted by dragflick

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Obviously only sing it when we play the @#%&!s.

Permanent reminder that their main man wanted out a week after winning the league. For not getting a birthday party.

This could genuinely only happen to City. Even when they win the league they're a worldwide laughing stock.

Originally Posted by neo

obviously only sing it when we play the @#%&!s.

Permanent reminder that their main man wanted out a week after winning the league. For not getting a birthday party.

this could genuinely only happen to city. Even when they win the league they're a worldwide laughing stock.

champs to chumps in 9 days ...

Originally Posted by Neo

If he leaves we should use their shit Yaya/Kolo chant:

"Happy, happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
Happy! Birthday! Toure!"

Originally Posted by naes_sean

As I declared yesterday in the Beautiful Bastard (Big Toni Kroos) thread, I have now officially entered giddiness.

As a result, I make no apology for my actions from here on in.

Originally Posted by Neo

Obviously only sing it when we play the @#%&!s.

Permanent reminder that their main man wanted out a week after winning the league. For not getting a birthday party.

This could genuinely only happen to City. Even when they win the league they're a worldwide laughing stock.

Tbf they were having a laugh on the news in oz

Originally Posted by Neo

Anyone else think this is one of the funniest things ever?

They win the title and within days it's overshadowed by their best player wanting out because nobody said happy birthday to him.

If he leaves we should use their shit Yaya/Kolo chant:

"Happy, happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
Happy! Birthday! Toure!"

Wah wah ��
Wah wah, Wah wah ��
Wah wah, wah wah ��
Wah wah ��
Wah wah toure ��
No no
No no, no no
No no, no no
No no
No no birthday ��

Originally Posted by Subculture

Wah wah ��
Wah wah, Wah wah ��
Wah wah, wah wah ��
Wah wah ��
Wah wah toure ��
No no
No no, no no
No no, no no
No no
No no birthday ��

Originally Posted by Subculture

Wah wah ��
Wah wah, Wah wah ��
Wah wah, wah wah ��
Wah wah ��
Wah wah toure ��
No no
No no, no no
No no, no no
No no
No no birthday ��

Originally Posted by Subculture

Wah wah ��
Wah wah, Wah wah ��
Wah wah, wah wah ��
Wah wah ��
Wah wah toure ��
No no
No no, no no
No no, no no
No no
No no birthday ��

Originally Posted by Subculture

Wah wah ��
Wah wah, Wah wah ��
Wah wah, wah wah ��
Wah wah ��
Wah wah toure ��
No no
No no, no no
No no, no no
No no
No no birthday ��

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

I'd would absolutely £#%&!ing LOVE to smash her, the weird looking tosspot.

Watching City fans squirm about this had been very amusing over the last day or 2.

"His twitter has been hacked"..."his agent is on a wind up"..."false quotes"..."this is what happens when you're a big club, the press make stuff up to sell papers."

Yeah, alright lads.

Main man wants to £#%&! off because he hasn't had a birthday party?

£#%&! me, they've really out-Citeh'd themselves this time

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

Watching City fans squirm about this had been very amusing over the last day or 2.

"His twitter has been hacked"..."his agent is on a wind up"..."false quotes"..."this is what happens when you're a big club, the press make stuff up to sell papers."

Yeah, alright lads.

It's actually beautiful how nobody gives a shit about their by default title win, just over a week from it happening.

Can you imagine if the Dippers had won it? The teary eyed poems would still be written as we speak, not by rawk weirdoes but by the likes of henry winter and ian herbert.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

He's the epitome of City - only went there for absolutely crazy cash. Has probably realised that not only do people at City not give a £#%&! about him, but nobody really gives a £#%&! about City.

What's the buzz about playing at the Emptyhead with a quarter of blue seats on display? Man City - nobody cares.

Abu Dhabi must be realising around now that they've been sold a pup. Probably expected to spend a billion and awaken what they were told was a sleeping giant with an explosion of interest and excitement from city's dormant massive support, given they would have been told city are the real manchester club and all that.

2 titles in and playing exciting football, they probably expected genuine sponsorship and worldwide interest around the level united get.

Originally Posted by Neo

Anyone else think this is one of the funniest things ever?

Thank £#%&! for Liverpool and city. They make supporting united even better. We couldn't have made up better rivals.

Every day I'm amazed at how much the football world has realigned itself back to its natural order since moyes was sacked. That 10 months was like experiencing a weird parallel universe.

Yep.

Shame that Arsenal couldn't also lose the cup final (though they tried their best) but you can't have everything

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Yep.

Shame that Arsenal couldn't also lose the cup final (though they tried their best) but you can't have everything

Meh, I happen to think that Wenger has taken some unnecessary stick from various media snide @#%&!s. I was pleased that he got to poke the shithouses in the eye

I'll let them have that one