(summer) silly season 2011 transfer thread

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

I do like Wellbeck but he has got a long way to go. Many on here think he's already as good as Pele

I genuinely don't think that's true.

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Nasri signs

http://www.albawaba.com/entertainmen...h-mustafa-amar

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Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Nasri signs

http://www.albawaba.com/entertainmen...h-mustafa-amar

£#%&! off harrers jaffersers

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

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It's nothing bad

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

£#%&! off harrers jaffersers

Just trying to lighten the mood

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

£#%&! £#%&! £#%&!!



Doom!

Big, fat, slow news coming up about Charlie Adam....

Well lets look at it shall we.

Phil Jones - Is he better than Rio? No. Is he better than Vidic? No.

Is that an improvement? Er, no.


De Gea - Is he better than van der sar? No. Will he take time to bed in? Yes. Will he make some mistakes as he beds in? Probably.

Is that an improvement? Maybe in a few years, but not right away.


Young - Is he better than Nani? Probably Not.

Is that an improvement? Well the free kicks and corners will get better.




"welcome to this non-stop flight to reality, i'm your captain sparky. Please keep all gay thoughts in the overhead compartments and feel free to stick your head out of the window if borsuk or dunk start talking shit again.

For your in flight entertainment we have the last 2 champions league finals united have been in. Enjoy"

Originally Posted by Sparky***

"welcome to this non-stop flight to reality, i'm your captain sparky. Please keep all gay thoughts in the overhead compartments and feel free to stick your head out of the window if borsuk or dunk start talking shit again.

For your in flight entertainment we have the last 2 champions league finals united have been in. Enjoy"

slightly cringe but

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Well lets look at it shall we.

Phil Jones - Is he better than Rio? No. Is he better than Vidic? No.

Is that an improvement? Er, no.


De Gea - Is he better than van der sar? No. Will he take time to bed in? Yes. Will he make some mistakes as he beds in? Probably.

Is that an improvement? Maybe in a few years, but not right away.


Young - Is he better than Nani? Probably Not.

Is that an improvement? Well the free kicks and corners will get better.




"welcome to this non-stop flight to reality, i'm your captain sparky. Please keep all gay thoughts in the overhead compartments and feel free to stick your head out of the window if borsuk or dunk start talking shit again.

For your in flight entertainment we have the last 2 champions league finals united have been in. Enjoy"

I can only picture you @#%&!ting yourself like Ed Norton in his boss's office in Fight Club.

I have no idea why.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

I can only picture you @#%&!ting yourself like Ed Norton in his boss's office in Fight Club.

I have no idea why.

If only.

Bruce: We're inches away from duo

Sunderland manager Steve Bruce has returned from his family holiday in Portugal to confirm to ESPNsoccernet that the club are closing in on Manchester United duo Wes Brown and John O'Shea.

With defence Bruce's priority this summer, Sunderland have made moves to sign the experienced duo, while also attempting to add Darren Gibson to the squad to replace Jordan Henderson, who left to join Liverpool in a £20 million deal earlier this summer.

Bruce told ESPNsoccernet: "Yes, it looks good, we are very close, Wes is travelling up for talks and we hope to also speak with O'Shea. I would say we are inches away."

However, Bruce is not optimistic about landing the third player from his old club, as Gibson is not so sure about moving on from Old Trafford; although the manager is keeping tabs on Birmingham striker DJ Campbell.

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Originally Posted by Sparky***

Just imagine it.

Carrick and Fletcher. Every week. Everywhere. So dynamic and skillful - the movement.

Immense.

Spot on love. This is nailed on going to happen and the same lads, dunk, mjramone etc will be loving it. Saf knows what he's doing, remember the 80s etc. Boom no european cup, again.

Gibson's like a £#%&!ing tick isn't he. Clinging on for dear life.

just £#%&!off will you.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Big, fat, slow news coming up about Charlie Adam....

Spoiler:

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Sky Sports sources understand Liverpool and Blackpool are close to agreeing a deal for Charlie Adam, and the Scotland international could undergo a medical this evening.

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Gibbo, listen to Brucey and take the hint.

Originally Posted by andyroo

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Sky Sports sources understand Liverpool and Blackpool are close to agreeing a deal for Charlie Adam, and the Scotland international could undergo a medical this evening.

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Originally Posted by naes_sean

I'm going home to be with my family.

another one slips through the net

To continue the theme

Nasri X
Schweinsteiger
Sneijder
Modric
Adam X
"I'm happy with what I've Got"

Originally Posted by andyroo

Got those odds Harri?

evens

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Gibson's like a £#%&!ing tick isn't he. Clinging on for dear life.

just £#%&!off will you.

He's an avid reader of your doom.

If you'd been optimistic that we were gonna sign a midfielder or two he'd have £#%&!ed off by now.

It's your fault he's staying pal. Sorry.