Manchester United v Burnley 22/1/20 8:15pm Official Match Thread

Can I do my Tarkovsky joke?

He’s directing things out there.

Did we take Martial off at HT?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

2-0 down, These are our options:

swap one full back for a less attacking one.

Swap a player who hasn't scored since august for a player who hasn't scored in the league since 2018.



It's a joke, Cream. Anything to distract from the game tbh, mate.

Problem is, it’s the weakest bench since John Inman had a half hearted attempt to make somewhere to sit in woodwork class, 1955.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He’s taken Williams off.

You’ve gotta laugh

Clueless.

As we have said.

I suspected things might go bad when Fergie left but £#%&! me this is relentless.

Originally Posted by AK14

Did we take Martial off at HT?

how can you take something off that's never been on

Originally Posted by Hands of Scone

Can I do my Tarkovsky joke?

He’s directing things out there.

Now it's rock bottom.

Originally Posted by AK14

Did we take Martial off at HT?

We've barely had the ball at that end

No response at all since the goal.

If we concede the first goal against any team in any game, we look done.

Anthony’s woken up from his slumber

So miserable, this.

Originally Posted by caliban

I suspected things might go bad when Fergie left but f*** me this is relentless.

We had so long to plan for it, but we really couldn't have ballsed it up any worse.

The only saving grace would be the 3 trophies.

Burnley's first win here since 1962... lovely

Since Martial missed his second chance, it's been VERY comfortable for Burnley.

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

Burnley's first win here since 1962... lovely

It’s like the Moyes season all over again

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Giffage

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We wont sack him until the summer. No manager we want, will come in at this time. We're too tight also, as we'll wait until top 4 is 100% gone due to sacking clauses.

Ole is clueless. The squad is full of scum. The owners are the devil and Woody is a @#%&!.

We're doomed until bought by Disney.

just cancel the season.

Please.

The demise of De Gea has been alarming too.

Becoming stale here. Needs a move.

Amazing that we're somehow still 5th, although not for much longer at this rate.