Gazza not looking too good

On the plus side... if they ever remake Big Trouble in Little China..

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Why is barrers so keen to stick up for our gutter press? I think we should be told

id love you to back that up sweetheart?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

On the plus side... if they ever remake Big Trouble in Little China..

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

On the plus side... if they ever remake Big Trouble in Little China..

Why Aye Lo Pan

Originally Posted by Crumps

Why Aye Lo Pan

Hear Pure's in with a shout too

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Hear Pure's in with a shout too

Best he's looked for years.

Kim Catrall was bloody mint in that and Mannequin.

Hollywood (Ginners) died not long ago.

Two things that lad loved to do.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Best he's looked for years.

Kim Catrall was bloody mint in that and Mannequin.

Hollywood (Ginners) died not long ago.

Two things that lad loved to do.

Can't say i've had the pleasure of Mannequin but she deffo got her bush out in Porky's.

But yeah, hubba hubba!

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Can't say i've had the pleasure of Mannequin but she deffo got her bush out in Porky's.

But yeah, hubba hubba!

What the living shite Grinchy?

http://youtu.be/j46N_aMlXH8

Get it downloaded and report back.

Originally Posted by Crumps

What the living shite Grinchy?
Mannequin Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - YouTube
Get it downloaded and report back.

I know the music video and as such know the plot:

Man wants to bum mannequin. Mannequin turns into human. Man bums human.

It's the old old tale.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

I know the music video and as such know the plot:

Man wants to bum mannequin. Mannequin turns into human. Man bums human.

It's the old old tale.

Mate mate Ben did the first part. Well the bottom half from a skip. Used to nick mates' mum/sister's underwear. I tricked him in to putting a pair of his own Mums on it once. He's a father now.

Originally Posted by Crumps

He made a hole in the rear. Logistic nightmare trying to get owt you know where.

This may be our greatest tangent yet.

From Gazza to sexually assaulting a shop display via Big Trouble in Little China.


His child isn't a Mannequin to the best of my knowledge.

Gaza to Gazza next.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Gaza to Gazza next.

Jez did it in a single post.

If Sir Alex bought him in his footballing days, I don't think we'd ever have seen such a mess.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Jez did it in a single post.

Sometimes you have to bow to the master.

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

If Sir Alex bought him in his footballing days, I don't think we'd ever have seen such a mess.

My mate Ben?

Agreed although was never good at actual football but excelled at doing kick ups and shite.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Aye, leaving Las Vegas job. People have wasted enought time, money and heartache on him. He doesn't want to stop for himself nor his loved ones.

Think it's more a case of can't than doesn't want tbf.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Think it's more a case of can't than doesn't want tbf.

If you want to for yourself, you can. His rehab stints always seem to be to appease others which in my experience is doomed for failure from the start.

Naltrexone or Antabuse.

Originally Posted by teflon_terry

He looks like an old cat.

Keith Richards looks younger then him....

Let that sink in

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

If Sir Alex bought him in his footballing days, I don't think we'd ever have seen such a mess.

that's a myth, do you think he would have married one of the spice girls and become a fashion icon?

The guy was an emotional wreck from the start, crying at the drop of a hat, attention seeking at every opportunity, insane energy and obsessive behaviour. The guy was already showing signs of bi-polar.