Tito Vilanova

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

That's no way to go.

A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

John Entwistle surely?

Originally Posted by Pop

When I went to imdb to get the exact quote, I was reminded how brilliant the film and that scene is. More laughs in this one scene the the whole of Bridesmaids

[Nordberg is being visited in the hospital by his wife, Wilma, along with Frank and Ed, after Nordberg had barely survived a massive gunfire by a group of ruffians. Wilma is taking the unfortunate circumstance pretty hard, and with no help from Frank's blunt assumptions and remarks about the situation]
Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Ed: It's hard to tell.
Frank: [being blunt] A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
[Wilma sobs]
Ed: Frank, get a hold of yourself!
Frank: A good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlum.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: [being blunt] Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Mrs. Nordberg: [Wilma sobs again] Oh... Frank! Oh, this is terrible!
Ed: Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: [being blunt] He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma sobs again]
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: [being blunt] Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
[Wilma sobs again]

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

When I went to imdb to get the exact quote, I was reminded how brilliant the film and that scene is. More laughs in this one scene the the whole of Bridesmaids

[Nordberg is being visited in the hospital by his wife, Wilma, along with Frank and Ed, after Nordberg had barely survived a massive gunfire by a group of ruffians. Wilma is taking the unfortunate circumstance pretty hard, and with no help from Frank's blunt assumptions and remarks about the situation]
Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Ed: It's hard to tell.
Frank: [being blunt] A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
[Wilma sobs]
Ed: Frank, get a hold of yourself!
Frank: A good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlum.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: [being blunt] Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Mrs. Nordberg: [Wilma sobs again] Oh... Frank! Oh, this is terrible!
Ed: Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: [being blunt] He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma sobs again]
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: [being blunt] Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
[Wilma sobs again]

His wife was called...Montse.

Poor bugger. Hope he rests in peace

Never heard of him before he got the Barca job tbh

Was he a good player? If so must have passed me by

Originally Posted by Spock

Never heard of him before he got the Barca job tbh

Was he a good player? If so must have passed me by

Why, were you not very good?

Originally Posted by dunk

Why, were you not very good?

Journeyman career. First I'd heard of him was when Mourinho went the gouge.

Originally Posted by dunk

Why, were you not very good?

At what mate

Originally Posted by Ashley's Grime

John Entwistle surely?

Been a few in that category - Nelson Rockefeller and a pre-war French president being others. Allegedly.

The man had a great footballing brain and mind!
He could have had huge success and could have built another exciting Barcelona side!

Terrible shame and awful news! I hope the football world does something to honour him this weekend in the way of a round of applause or minutes silence

Originally Posted by Clarkie

The man had a great footballing brain and mind!
He could have had huge success and could have built another exciting Barcelona side!

Terrible shame and awful news! I hope the football world does something to honour him this weekend in the way of a round of applause or minutes silence

GCSE maths question.

A plane carrying 212 people crashes into a mountain.

Express (in hours) by how long the kick off at Anfield will be delayed the following weekend.

Originally Posted by sa7

GCSE maths question.

A plane carrying 212 people crashes into a mountain.

Express (in hours) by how long the kick off at Anfield will be delayed the following weekend.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Originally Posted by sa7

Guardiola: Tito was more than a friend. We were young, we have experienced a lot together, lost together, won together we wanted to eat the world, and we did. The sadness I feel will accompany me for the rest of my life.

Are they qeueing up to look at a photo of the fella, Or is he lying in state in the stadium?