The Junior Football Thread

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

We played our closest rivals at the weekend and what a game/night it was.

Very touch and close game, we scored early and there were some hefty tackles flying around from both teams, scholes jnr wiped out 2 of their players (with fair but strong challenges). One of the parents for the opposition team was jumping around like a chimp, giving the 15 year old ref loads of shit.
I kindly went over and had a quiet word and we thought all was well.
Last minute of the game and they have a shot which hits the bar and bounces on the line and out, they are all off celebrating like theyve won the champions league, the ref blows the whistle and says "no goal".
The place erupts, the oppostion manager and this dad run on and nearly have the ref in tears. The ref plays the last minute or so, the last kick of the game involves one of our players taking out 3 of theres with one tackle

The dad on the sideline explodes with rage and has to be dragged away from me/the ref/anyone else in his way.

Utter @#%&! of a man......the return leg should be very interesting.

still using the old 'junior football' cover story eh?

Love a good touch and close game me.

good stuff, carlo. can definitely relate to the space-cadet kids in the middle of the game

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

good stuff, carlo. can definitely relate to the space-cadet kids in the middle of the game

Moi ausst, once had a lad picking and making daisy chains

Great stuff young Carlo

ps: sorry about the swift KITN on satdee

Didn't go to match on sunday, the mrs took him with her mum, was a long trip too, about half hour away and she came back not over impressed.

Her
" he only played about 5 mins of the second half, we went all that way and he played 10 mins first half and 5 the second, it was rubbish, all the other teams parents were a bunch of inbred farmers, i'm not taking him again you can, all that shouting and getting worked up over a kids game ffs its pathetic "

Me
" oh ... did they win ? "

Her
" I dunno "

Me
" well where is **( son)** he will know what the score was "

Her
" Pfffft yeah ok then, he wouldn't have a clue, him and jack spent most the second half chucking rocks in the cow shit in the next field, which reminds me i now have jakes coat to wash because they got it all over that "

....... I don't think he's too arsed with it all atm, maybe in time he will give a £#%&! about being subbed

Nice piece Carlo, sums it up pretty well.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Nice piece Carlo, sums it up pretty well.

Been busy mate?

Originally Posted by Withers

Been busy mate?

Always have time for you Withers

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Always have time for you Withers

Stay strong big man. It'll pass.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

or even a grilf, pal?

come on ssg, spill the beans pal

This.One of the juiciest storys on here and its just turned into a damp squib.

I'm not one to boast, shes average at best

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

I'm not one to boast, shes average at best

You £#%&!ing disgust me...

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

I'm not one to boast, shes average at best

I still don't believe this is true

Originally Posted by Withers

I still don't believe this is true

Is it £#%&!

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Is it £#%&!

:shakehead:

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

:shakehead:

#@&%!

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Some of the nicest things you've ever said about me, I'm touched

That's both of you then.

Anyone know of any U-10's teams looking for players?

Originally Posted by Brenner

Anyone know of any U-10's teams looking for players?

Ey up its £#%&!y shirt