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Old 13-04-2007, 06:28 PM
no fun
 
Default I wore a shirt for work today

.you know, one of those that you buy on impulse then decide is crap

nowt else clean/ironed (the peg seller claims to have been busy) so I wore it

its from river island, purple with some lighter coloured stripes


nowt funny about that, but then at around 1pm a chap who works in the same building passed me on the stairs and commented what a nice shirt it was - this chap is a confirmed trouser bandit, and I am concened that purple shirts, unbeknown to me, are a secret message inviting homosexualists to prolapse my rectum

advice please off those with an inside knowledge of clandestine gay signals

are you there hark ?
 
Old 13-04-2007, 06:37 PM
wee man
 
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people who like purple shirts like purple helmets. Generally - not 100% - but generally.
 
Old 13-04-2007, 06:40 PM
M-13
 
Default Red hanky / cap, back pocket ??

 
Old 13-04-2007, 06:41 PM
no fun
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wee man
people who like purple shirts like purple helmets. Generally - not 100% - but generally.
thats ok then, because I dont like it

must have had a graham norton moment when i bought it
 
Old 13-04-2007, 06:43 PM
no fun
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by M-13
birds in baguley do that to signal they`re on the rag
 
Old 13-04-2007, 06:44 PM
FUCK KFC
 
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hang on ...PURPLE....you don't mean.....surely not.....you like Citeh as well

 
Old 13-04-2007, 06:56 PM
no fun
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FUCK KFC
hang on ...PURPLE....you don't mean.....surely not.....you like Citeh as well

you tease, you flirt
you can shine all the buttons on your purple shirt
you can please yourself
but somebodys gonna get it
 
Old 13-04-2007, 07:00 PM
FUCK KFC
 
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There's a smart young woman on a light blue screen
Who comes into my house every night.
And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green
And she turns them into black and white, er I mean purple.


actually the King looks a bit purple on the cover of Trust....
 
Old 13-04-2007, 07:06 PM
no fun
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FUCK KFC


There's a smart young woman on a light blue screen
Who comes into my house every night.
And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green
And she turns them into black and white, er I mean purple.


actually the King looks a bit purple on the cover of Trust....
"with his turquoise/purple pyjamas and his motorcycle hat,
I hope you`re happy now"

fuck it

good enough for declan, good enough for me
 
Old 13-04-2007, 07:07 PM
FUCK KFC
 
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amen brother
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