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Unread 14-01-2009, 10:06 AM
shyteds
 
Default Fernando Torres

I think he has a secret desire to play for us.

This morning on Sky Sports News (not on the web page yet) he backed up SAF against the fat Spanish waiter; the report said you don’t win titles with referee decisions but by being the best.

The lad is crying out to move to OT.

Sorry Tevez, if it was a choice between you and Torres i would have to go for the Hanson (as in um bop) lookalike.

He would add another dimension to our front line.

Fergie Fergie sign him up.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:09 AM
armchair
 
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He looks a bit #@&%!ed to me. Very small head. Too small in fact.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:10 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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He is the Most homoerotic football to have ever played..........

My mate said.....
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:11 AM
denis lawless
 
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He looks a bit #@&%!ed to me. Very small head. Too small in fact.
7 inch salami and sweetcorn pizza face
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:11 AM
shyteds
 
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He looks a bit #@&%!ed to me. Very small head. Too small in fact.

Ah that’s the scouse effect.

Put him down the road by 30 odd miles and you will see the real man child.

I think he looks quite pretty.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:12 AM
armchair
 
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I think he bought into the scouse propoganda whilst in Spain though. Doesn't he have some tattoo or other with one of their stupid sayings?
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:12 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by shyteds

I think he looks quite pretty.
SEE !

 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:16 AM
The Return of JC
 
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Tin hat at the ready....but I really like him.

Top, top player that I'm sorry we never took a chance on. He always seems a quite humble chappy too.

If I had to like a Liverpool player, it would be him.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:17 AM
BryanRobson'sLiver
 
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I think Torres could be the secret to Liverpools downfall. When Fat rafa won the spanish leage with Vilencia his highest scorer scored 8 goals and the whole team pulled together and all chipped in with the odd strike or or 2 like Liverpool have without Torres.
With Torres back they might start relying on him to score and in the games he draws a blank the traditional Liverpool 0-0 games start rolling and scupper their title hopes.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:18 AM
Pop
 
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He looks a bit #@&%!ed to me. Very small head. Too small in fact.


What a freak! Where does his face end and his neck begin?
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:20 AM
shyteds
 
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SEE !

See for yourself, i think he's the singer.



Cant wait for No Fun to play that.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:20 AM
Charlestown Rouge
 
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He was destined for LFC - he already looks like one of them. Needs a hoodie and a mountain bike to complete the effect.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:30 AM
Stickman
 
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Their fans arent going to be happy with him.

The comments completly go against Benitez hissy fit. If he felt that you've got to wonder why he felt the need to actually go public with it.

'you dont win the league by refereeing decisions - you win it by being the best'

Also said something like the manager has been here 5 years, he sees these issues, I do not....
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:34 AM
thatsfuctit
 
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given that every player, ever, that plays for our rivals is total shite, it's piss poor on our part that they are ahead of us in the table.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:41 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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I think he bought into the scouse propoganda whilst in Spain though. Doesn't he have some tattoo or other with one of their stupid sayings?
Yeah I've heard that.
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:48 AM
Ginners
 
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would be good but i cant see them selling to us....
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:49 AM
wiganste
 
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I think he bought into the scouse propoganda whilst in Spain though. Doesn't he have some tattoo or other with one of their stupid sayings?
He's got a 'YNWA' tattoo
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:50 AM
denis lawless
 
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He's got a 'YNWA' tattoo
i heard it was 'YMCA' :bi:

 
Unread 14-01-2009, 10:53 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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He's got a 'YNWA' tattoo
yeah but it's in reference with something to do with atletico, not the dippers thank £#%&!.


i'd have him in a second as he's not soiled himself too much with them yet. quite amusing reading the quotes this morning. top red
 
Unread 14-01-2009, 11:10 AM
thatsfuctit
 
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i heard it was 'YMCA' :bi:

he got wummed by the tattoist, its actually YCNMIU
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