Songs for wednesday

They've got Peter Kenyon as a total @#%&!
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

They've got the Chelsea Village with it's huge hotel
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

They've got Shevchenko because of his wife
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

They've got Jose Mourinho with his special needs,
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

John Obi Mikel had a gun to his head,
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

Ashley Cole likes a phone up his arse,
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

They bought Veron when we didn't want him
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

They got Adrian Mutu and his dodgy nose
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

They've got Frank Lampard and his brilliant shots
Cause Chelsea are a massive club

That's why you're runners up.

Originally Posted by Nero

That's why you're runners up.

Very, very good.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Very, very good.

Thank you. To be sung after every missed shot and misplaced pass.

Nero......that is £#%&!ing outstanding

and it's also me for 90 minutes plus injury time on Wednesday


that's why you're runners up....might open that other bottle of warm champagne now

We've won the football league again...
This time at stamford bridge,
This time at stamford brige,
This time at stamford brige,
We've won the football league again...

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

Nero......that is £#%&!ing outstanding

and it's also me for 90 minutes plus injury time on Wednesday


that's why you're runners up....might open that other bottle of warm champagne now

I thought it was good when i came up with that. it was January at the time though so I daren't mention it on here in case I jinxed United. A song to make their fans look like the @#%&!s they are.

too right mate, I've opened that other bottle of warm champagne by the way blame's all yours

fridge guy can't come till Tuesday now....arsed

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

too right mate, I've opened that other bottle of warm champagne by the way blame's all yours

fridge guy can't come till Tuesday now....arsed

Enjoy it mate, it's not every day we win the league.

eeeee iiiiiii eeeeeeeee iiiiiii
eeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiii ooooooooo
who the £#%&!'s Mourinho?
you only drew with arsenil
cos your arse began to twitch
you are fergies
you are fergies
you are fergies bitch

Wonks.....Ray Davies is your bitch

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

Wonks.....Ray Davies is your bitch

hahaha

To tune of 2-0 (etc) in your cup final

With back of hand tapping under chin


CHINS UP
WITH YOUR CARLING CUP
CHINS UP
WITH YOUR CARLING CUP
CHINS UP
WITH YOUR CARLING CUP
CHINS UP
WITH YOUR CAR---LING CUP



ok coat

love it

Nero

When the KGB come knocking at your door....

Cheer up Peter Kenyon
oh what can it be
to a chelseaaaa rent boy
and a shite football teammmmmmmmmmm