*Official* Everton v United Match Thread - Teams and Value

We'll win this. We always do when it looks like our team is shit on paper./

Colleens little sister has taken a stroke too so maybe Fergie feels Rooneys £#%&!ed in the head at the minute and the worst place for him to be would be Goodison.

Dont worry, he'l be fine to play against the Jocks and Murderers because they wont say a word about Rooneys curb crawling.

£#%&!ing mong

fletch and o'shea in midfield is fine next to scholes. at least the old man's lack of covering when the opposition have the ball won't matter so much.

clearly, the fact that we have neville g, scholes and giggs in the team is a testament to glazer spending power.

but rooney playing for england and not united is unacceptable.

I expect nani and berbatov to have a fist fight before half-time.

O Shea'll score today.

You lot make I larf.

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

We'll win this. We always do when it looks like our team is shit on paper./

This.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

This.

You married yet?

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Truly £#%&!ing ridiculous tbh.

Rooney is fine to play on Tuesday for England yet can't Fergie doesn't think he can play for United this weekend.

And Berbatov as a lone striker?

O' Shea in midfield, we don't even need to discuss that do we. It proves we have a great young team and United have NEVER spent money tbh.

We'll still probably win today if we get a bit of luck infront of goal 'cos Everton are just all huff and puff but it just shows our lack of strength tbh.

Watch out TT will be after you pointing out that we have Cleverley!


Oh wait.......


Either that or Borsuk will delete your post in a demonstration of his moderation of an Internet forum prowess and masculinity!


Remember and repeat ad nauseum! Our squad is good enough

Originally Posted by jem

fletch and o'shea in midfield is fine next to scholes. at least the old man's lack of covering when the opposition have the ball won't matter so much.

clearly, the fact that we have neville g, scholes and giggs in the team is a testament to glazer spending power.

but rooney playing for england and not united is unacceptable.

I expect nani and berbatov to have a fist fight before half-time.

They're BFF's now.

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

You married yet?

Yes pal, feels the same doesnt it?

Owen to come on and score the winner

ffs

everton are going to spank us here

wtf is fergie thinking

Originally Posted by Ginners

ffs

everton are going to spank us here

wtf is fergie thinking

Have you seen their team?

Originally Posted by Ginners

ffs

everton are going to spank us here

wtf is fergie thinking

Without a striker?

We've got the energetic O'Shea in the middle, we'll be fine.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Yes pal, feels the same doesnt it?

Owen to come on and score the winner

Yeah pretty much. Hope yours went well.

Cant get used to this wearing a ring thing though. NEver worn any jewellweleerrllwerrellwery except a watch and I cant stop £#%&!ing about with it {my ring - GAY!].

Cahill and Arteta up front.

2 nil to us.

Bloody hell, we're still trying to play o'shea in midfield


Dooms day!

Originally Posted by Coracao

Cahill and Arteta up front.

2 nil to us.

Won't Sideshow Bob be up front?

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

We'll win this. We always do when it looks like our team is shit on paper./

norwich a few years back :shakehead:

Originally Posted by Tronics

Bloody hell, we're still trying to play o'shea in midfield


Dooms day!

He's actully better in midfield than at fullback these days, imo.