MOURINHO PRESS CONFERENCE v LEICESTER

https://youtu.be/SWXEud6KS54

kills a fly at 6:13

"wayne rooney form is man utd form"

Someone call the insect cruelty organization

https://www.twitter.com/ManUtd/status/779310380086652928

Originally Posted by saffers

"wayne rooney form is man utd form"

That's not a good thing

Originally Posted by saffers

"wayne rooney form is man utd form"

'£#%&!'

Originally Posted by saffers

"wayne rooney form is man utd form"

Originally Posted by saffers

"wayne rooney form is man utd form"

Bet he leaves him out now

“I am not upset with anything, I am such a lucky guy that I can’t be upset with anything.

“The only thing that upsets me is the criticism to my players, my players are my players, I should protect them.

“I can’t protect my players from you [the media], it is a feeling of frustration. With the Einsteins is fine, they need money.”

“Not many teams can retain title, one of the teams was United, another one was some team managed from the worst manager in history.”

No mention of Shaw or Mkhitaryan...
...but he did say "only Martial is out," so we're assuming the aforementioned duo are both available

Also killed a bug

£#%&!ing hell he's a whiny bitch

Originally Posted by dunk

£#%&!ing hell he's a whiny bitch

oh the ironings

Originally Posted by silv

oh the ironings

Not at all. He is properly £#%&!ing sensitive. If I was that sensitive I wouldn't be posting on here ffs

he is a slapped arse, i don't think anyone can deny that

Originally Posted by dunk

Not at all. He is properly £#%&!ing sensitive. If I was that sensitive I wouldn't be posting on here ffs

Yes, you're great at letting things go.

Originally Posted by believe

Yes, you're great at letting things go.

Not as good as you, clearly

Dunk will be on the phone to the RSPCA next.

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Dunk will be on the phone to the RSPCA next.

He won't, he'll just let go.

£#%&! me it's like Frozen in here.

He is a slapped arse but you can see why. We will be fine with him. I think them defeats may have done him and the players good tbh and I don't think he will criticise any of them publicly now.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

I don't think he will criticise any of them publicly now.

Lets hope Vardy doesnt turn Shaw inside out tomorrow.

Feels like he's lost some of his magic, didn't really sign up for this mard arse...