Possibly the greatest Roy Keane story ever told

https://www.football365.com/news/man...anes-nightlife

‘A number of footballers came to ‘Yellow’; perhaps most surprisingly of all, Roy Keane.

‘I’m not sure what had led him to come to the club. He never showed a sign of being interested in deep funk, abstract soul or original disco up until then or, indeed, subsequently.

‘Every minute or so he took a sip from his pint. When Jason dropped a great remix of the Bomb the Bass tune ‘Bug Powder Dust’, he didn’t respond, but continued to slowly survey the club in full swing in front of him.

‘When he finished his drink, he turned, put the empty pint glass on the side of the bar, walked past the Moss Side guys in their massive coats and the Gorton girls belting out the chorus to ‘I’m Every Woman’, went down the stairs, exited the club and never came back.’

My brother claims to have been in Royale's (classy lot us) when Keane put someone's head through a plate-glass window. He also took a slash next to Lee Sharpe (cool story bro etc.)

Possibly but failing miserably

Deep funk, abstract soul and original disco, eh?



Sounds like he went in just to live Keane it.

Then what happened?

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

https://www.football365.com/news/man...anes-nightlife

Keano was right, the Guinness in the Boardwalk was awful back then, well known fact.

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Then what happened?

Might well be the worst Keane story ever

Went to a club. Ordered a Guinness. Drank it, then left

Originally Posted by shenwen

Might well be the worst Keane story ever

Went to a club. Ordered a Guinness. Drank it, then left

it was weird that he was there no? he never showed any sign of being interested in deep funk.



Some lads get way into music. It's just noise lads.

Originally Posted by shenwen

Might well be the worst Keane story ever

Went to a club. Ordered a Guinness. Drank it, then left

Gotta love Lazlo.

Even if he is truly pathetic. Maybe because??

Pretty sure lazlo was being ironic with the OP






wasn't he?

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Pretty sure lazlo was being ironic with the OP






wasn't he?

Who could possibly know, pal?

Originally Posted by shenwen

Might well be the worst Keane story ever

Went to a club. Ordered a Guinness. Drank it, then left

Sounds like is going to be a shite book if he is putting non stories like this in it

Don’t take the piss. I for one love reading books about famous people doing nothing, and I’ll spend good coin in the process.

Man has a pint in club leaves via some people in coats. Haslam should stick to spinning discs ffs

Haslam has been playing the same set list for 30 years

What is the greatest Roy Keane story ever told then?

Originally Posted by signed dc

What is the greatest Roy Keane story ever told then?

Wasn't there one about him being pissed up in the middle of the road trying to pick fights with cars? (I laughed at least)

Originally Posted by signed dc

What is the greatest Roy Keane story ever told then?

Originally Posted by signed dc

What is the greatest Roy Keane story ever told then?

Saipan

I dont see how Dave Haslam is even relevant anymore