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Lumsden's CV
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Lumsden
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In his spare time Jim loves watching tv quiz shows. His favourites include the chase, pointless and countdown. He lodged a complaint when channel 4 stopped showing 15 to 1 but nothing ever came of it. He used to go to the library but stopped when they introduced a digital card system. Hates new technology. |
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Wee Jimmy has been promised a job as a groundsman when he hangs up his hobnailed boots. Woodward is even having a little shed built for him round the back of old Trafford.
It'll be something to keep his mind active and cuts down on the risk of him being at home all day leaving the front door open or the gas on when he pops out for a pint of ale |
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At some point the comedy value of Wee-little Lumsden, Pip Keenan, Rounders & Chris £#%&!ing Woods will wear off & will be replaced with searing anger.
I'm still finding it quite funny but there are cracks starting to show. £#%&!ing Fergie racking up at the game every week with Mick Hucknall too..jesus £#%&!ing christ. Holidays with Russ Abbott. I'm half expecting to get a shot of the Directors box at the Emirates on Wednesday & see Stu "I could crush a Grape" Francis & Jimmy Sommerville sitting between Fergie & Bobby. £#%&!ing hell fire, it's like a bizarre Stella Street style joke. wtf is going on? |
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