Steele to leave as well as Phelan?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Oh god no, not more world class coaches leaving our stupendous youth set up which hasn't produced a top class player in 20 years.

welbeck ballon d'or 2014 and cleverley?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Oh god no, not more world class coaches leaving our stupendous youth set up which hasn't produced a top class player in 20 years.

tbf Joyce has done a good job with the kids....maybe Phil Neville can do the same

Originally Posted by rafabio

welbeck ballon d'or 2014 and cleverley?

the only golden ball welbeck will see in his life is when his missus is handing out the ferrero rocher after dinner.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

the only golden ball welbeck will see in his life is when his missus is handing out the ferrero rocher after dinner.

I'm sure he has a television.

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

I'm sure he has a television.

probably falls over on his way to turning it on.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

the only golden ball welbeck will see in his life is when his missus is handing out the ferrero rocher after dinner.

Pretty sure his kids will have a Cinderella Blu-ray down the line. Best ball I've seen in ages with lots of gold in it.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

probably falls over on his way to turning it on.

I'm sure he has a remote.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

probably falls over on his way to turning it on.

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

I'm sure he has a remote.

yes i should imagine he types in all the right numbers then when it's time to hit the 'select' button, he drops it and it bursts into flames.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

yes i should imagine he types in all the right numbers then when it's time to hit the 'select' button, he drops it and it bursts into flames.

Probably ends up on the adult channels all the time.

Fergoz will have given the green light to all of it. Just chillax.

You can turn the oven off now lads. Rene will be returning to work on the 1st July

Originally Posted by Jethro

You can turn the oven off now lads. Rene will be returning to work on the 1st July

Originally Posted by Jethro

You can turn the oven off now lads. Rene will be returning to work on the 1st July

Hearing he was never fired and all of this was fake.

Originally Posted by Jethro

You can turn the oven off now lads. Rene will be returning to work on the 1st July

Where?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

probably falls over on his way to turning it on.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

probably falls over on his way to turning it on.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

yes i should imagine he types in all the right numbers then when it's time to hit the 'select' button, he drops it and it bursts into flames.

Thought he was on his way to Wigan?? That's what the papers were saying this morning, anyway

"So far I will report on July 1. I am still under contract at the club.

"I didn't step down, and also I was not sacked by Manchester United. I am still employed."

He doesn't sound too confident IMO

Phelan for Kitman.