Moscow! 5 years ago today!

Nout really.

That morning I had my last Uni exam. Since then I have had rubbish jobs, went to New York and Australia on two seperate holidays, got engaged and decided to start a career in education.

Pop, why did customs raid you?

How many divorcees are there on here btw?

Originally Posted by Blagger

How many divorcees are there on here btw?

It's all Fred's fault tbh. People spending too much time on here instead of conversing/sexing their wives. Or, posting pictures of a girl you nailed before your current one on the real girls thread, commenting how fit she is etc., and then leaving fred logged in on the laptop. That doesn't go down too well apparently*.



[SIZE="1"]*She did though.

Originally Posted by dragflick

It's all Fred's fault tbh. People spending too much time on here instead of conversing/sexing their wives. Or, posting pictures of a girl you nailed before your current one on the real girls thread, commenting how fit she is etc., and then leaving fred logged in on the laptop. That doesn't go down too well apparently*.



[SIZE="1"]*She did though.

Sorry, what? This happened to you?

Originally Posted by Blagger

Sorry, what? This happened to you?

Ye mate, ex-gf. :shakehead:

Talked myself out of it. But still, things like that don't really help..

Originally Posted by dragflick

Ye mate, ex-gf. :shakehead:

Talked myself out of it. But still, things like that don't really help..

You've just gone way up in my estimations.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

You're one sick mo fo scabs. One sick mo fo.:shakehead:

Keeps me off the streets...

Got Blake
Split up with the ex - she let me keep Blake
Moved from New York to the Keys
Moved back to New York
Moved to Raleigh
Sold the second book
Almost got killed by a £#%&!ing tick

Originally Posted by Grimson

Got Blake
Split up with the ex - she let me keep Blake
Moved from New York to the Keys
Moved back to New York
Moved to Raleigh
Sold the second book
Almost got killed by a £#%&!ing tick

Link to second book, pol? Or has it not been published yet?

Originally Posted by Grimson

Got Blake
Split up with the ex - she let me keep Blake
Moved from New York to the Keys
Moved back to New York
Moved to Raleigh
Sold the second book
Almost got killed by a £#%&!ing tick

was it a dog tick ?

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Link to second book, pol? Or has it not been published yet?

Late summer. Don't worry, I'll be pimping it hard.

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

was it a dog tick ?

Aren't they all? Got it in the woods tho, not from my dog. He's protected - ticks die when they get on him.

Got made redundant
Got rushed to hospital to be told I was a week away from the Grim Reaper.
Spent four months in hospital
Finally back to a decent level of health four years later.
Brother died last year aged 44
Still there's always Fred

Originally Posted by bobcraven

Got made redundant
Got rushed to hospital to be told I was a week away from the Grim Reaper.
Spent four months in hospital
Finally back to a decent level of health four years later.
Brother died last year aged 44
Still there's always Fred

That's not great, tbh

What happened?

Nosey @#%&! acute bronchitis

Sorry, pol

Originally Posted by Dueling Banjos

Ahem:

Went from watching a great side, jonesing dope, feeling shite and gurning to watching the dope Jones gurning in a shite side whilst feeling great. What a 5 years.

Split up with Missus.
Felt shit for 2 years.
Eventually forgot about her.
Met someone else.

Not alot else has changed tbh.