How could a new stadium 'lure you in'

I think the majority on here are aghast at the thought of knocking down Old Trafford... but what could INEOS do to get you on the hook?

Holodeck stepping into OT through the years?

"Please adjust your dress" signs in the toilets

Being a football ground not a multi purpose US-style stadium - enough bogs and decent priced beer.

Glass tunnel so we can watch the players line up before going onto the pitch.

Free food and drink as payment for providing an atmosphere for global TV companies

Random fan selected on 89 mins to come on as a sub in all games where we are more than 2 goals up

Bacon brie and egg bagels as part of point 1

A no police forecourt where those willing can smash each other's faces in like the good old days

10k under x1 seat on arrival in a golden envelope

By hosting a decent football team that plays entertaining football and wins the occasional trophy maybe?


Flippant answer aside, it's a good question. If you aren't just there to watch your team, why are you there? How shit would Old Trafford have to be before people stopped going just because of the state of the stadium?

Originally Posted by red red robbo

By hosting a decent football team that plays entertaining football and wins the occasional trophy maybe?

Originally Posted by NedKelly

he's not a £#%&!ing miracle worker

It couldn't.

I had a ST in K stand for 25 years and still go back once or twice a season, when it's a Saturday 3pm KO. I love the old place, imperfect and aged as it is.

Any new stadium is not going to be designed for lads from Salford, going to the match and having a few beers with their mates. That game has gone & me with it.

Originally Posted by Rorschach

Any new stadium is not going to be designed for lads from Salford.

Showers on the way in?

The Glazers not having any percentage of ownership and reclining seats.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Showers on the way in?

Cheeky @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Rorschach

Cheeky @#%&!.

A legacy fan stand could be a goer... No phones allowed, no coat lighter than navy blue. Season books reused with special token sheet half time show and tells

Must be 25 years+ time served and basically have morphed into mr spleen

Originally Posted by est.1878

A legacy fan stand could be a goer... No phones allowed, no coat lighter than navy blue. Season books reused with special token sheet half time show and tells

Must be 25 years+ time served and basically have morphed into mr spleen

all standing, no frills, decent priced beer

Build it in Timperley

No standing - anyone breaking this rule gets a life ban

Big Jim to appear on the pitch first game to give a lengthy apology for his anti union and pro brexit views

Rachel Riley to be sat next to me

Originally Posted by no fun

Build it in Timperley

No standing - anyone breaking this rule gets a life ban

Big Jim to appear on the pitch first game to give a lengthy apology for his anti union and pro brexit views

Rachel Riley to be sat next to me

Originally Posted by est.1878

Showers on the way in?

Originally Posted by silv

I think the majority on here are aghast at the thought of knocking down Old Trafford... but what could INEOS do to get you on the hook?

Holodeck stepping into OT through the years?

why would they want to lure in their least valuable customers ?

they buy fake replica shirts ffs.

Originally Posted by est.1878

A legacy fan stand could be a goer... No phones allowed, no coat lighter than navy blue. Season books reused with special token sheet half time show and tells

Must be 25 years+ time served and basically have morphed into mr spleen

We need to get you onto that taskforce, pronto.

A 100,000+ capacity cathedral of football, with lots of standing sections.