Qatari Bid

Brace yourselves. If this happens it’s going to cause a biblical level of coverage.

Nothings happened yet and everyone’s already having a fit

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Brace yourselves. If this happens it’s going to cause a biblical level of coverage.

Nothings happened yet and everyone’s already having a fit

Which one?

Originally Posted by believe

Which one?

Old Testament deffo

https://mobile.twitter.com/UtdPlug/status/1626557823743139840

Welcome Hassan & Nasser.



£#%&! off Arnold, glazer toad.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Brace yourselves. If this happens it’s going to cause a biblical level of coverage.

Nothings happened yet and everyone’s already having a fit

The headlines are going to be glorious

“Is this the end of football as we know it”

“Have Manchester United sold their soul and in doing so ruined football”

“Why are Manchester United so evil”

“Were Qatar despicably involved in this he glory years: revisiting Manchester United’s time under Sir Alex”

“10 reasons why Abu Dhabi are less evil than Qatar”

“Won’t someone please think of the children”

Etc

Another sad day on our long history of terrible owners...

Originally Posted by AK14

The headlines are going to be glorious

“Is this the end of football as we know it”

“Have Manchester United sold their soul and in doing so ruined football”

“Why are Manchester United so evil”

“Were Qatar despicably involved in this he glory years: revisiting Manchester United’s time under Sir Alex”

“10 reasons why Abu Dhabi are less evil than Qatar”

“Won’t someone please think of the children”

Etc

The pearl clutching is going to be spectacular. Can't wait for Martin Samuel to rock up at OT with his 12" plate expecting free meals the hideous @#%&!.

If the people who hate us hate what’s happening then I love it.

Originally Posted by AK14

The headlines are going to be glorious

“Is this the end of football as we know it”

“Have Manchester United sold their soul and in doing so ruined football”

“Why are Manchester United so evil”

“Were Qatar despicably involved in this he glory years: revisiting Manchester United’s time under Sir Alex”

“10 reasons why Abu Dhabi are less evil than Qatar”

“Won’t someone please think of the children”

Etc

Good job you won’t be writing them

Amnesty International chaining themselves to the Stretford end nets game one. Most people able to Pinpoint Qatar on a map start of the third season. Use of "glaziers" to become niche nostalgia. Greatest forum meet ever on believes yacht preseason 2025

Originally Posted by 53RedRum

Welcome Hassan & Nasser.

£#%&! off Arnold, glazer toad.

Big Hassers & Nassers. Has a ring to it tbf.

Originally Posted by believe

Good job you won’t be writing them

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Redevelop Old Trafford and training ground - The cost would be exorbitant – a minimum £2bn, maybe – yet imagine a destination that is a centre of sport and culture with the famous team as the main attraction at a shiny state-of-the-art Old Trafford. In the complex could be a cinema and theatre offering local and international fare, a Manchester United museum, a revamped 21st-century stadium tour that allows virtual role-playing of, say, memorable goals and triumphs, a bespoke women’s stadium (perhaps a reconfiguration of the present Old Trafford so a precious historic site is not lost), plus stores where you can shop till you drop and bars to kick back in. The Carrington training base could use an upgrade, too.

Two billy ffs, anyone know Jamie Jackson's username? It says everything about the state of the planet that he has the plum job on arguably the best sports desk around

This popped up on my YouTube feed yesterday and I wouldn't usually click on $#*!e like this, but I must say, I'm quite taken with option b.

https://youtu.be/H4Mwv-7_FUU

Green and Gold (Seal) will not be sold.

edit: sorry, thought this was the Qatari bud thread.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

This popped up on my YouTube feed yesterday and I wouldn't usually click on $#*!e like this, but I must say, I'm quite taken with option b.

https://youtu.be/H4Mwv-7_FUU

Option C is missing a trick. Leave the old pitch intact and it's a huge attraction for fans to play on it; instead of the small new stadium next to it, build it round it.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

This popped up on my YouTube feed yesterday and I wouldn't usually click on $#*!e like this, but I must say, I'm quite taken with option b.

https://youtu.be/H4Mwv-7_FUU

Looks like a bed pan

"New Old Trafford"

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

This popped up on my YouTube feed yesterday and I wouldn't usually click on $#*!e like this, but I must say, I'm quite taken with option b.

https://youtu.be/H4Mwv-7_FUU

Option A for me, but then I'm a bit of a luddite

I worry about the amount of sun the grass would get with options B & C, plus they look a bit like every other £#%&!ing stadium built in the last 20 years.

Originally Posted by red red robbo

Option A for me, but then I'm a bit of a luddite

I worry about the amount of sun the grass would get with options B & C, plus they look a bit like every other £#%&!ing stadium built in the last 20 years.

I'm not a fan.

Most fans just want a new roof and a bit of an upgrade rather than a generic identikit refit don't they?

Originally Posted by red red robbo

Option A for me, but then I'm a bit of a luddite

I worry about the amount of sun the grass would get with options B & C, plus they look a bit like every other £#%&!ing stadium built in the last 20 years.

Yep that’s why they put the Perspex on the roof in the first place