I hate Antonio Valencia

You see the full-back standing off, 10-15 yards of space in behind him.

You know what Tono can do; you also know what he will do. Inside it goes.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

Originally Posted by andyroo

Not even that. He doesn't pass back that much - thankfully after that tragic effort v Arsenal - what he does is just grind to a £#%&!ing halt flicking his foot at the ball while the opposition flood the box. THEN he tries to start running again. £#%&! it's annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8wAmoC5gy8

at fault for both goals watch his defending for the first

Originally Posted by MonkeyOnMyBack

Having your shin snapped in half can do that to a player. Never the same after.

He was our Player of the Year in 11-12 well after having his ankle mullered. People mention his injury as if it exonerates him for his automaton shiteness, it doesn't.

Originally Posted by sa7

He was our Player of the Year in 11-12 well after having his ankle mullered. People mention his injury as if it exonerates him for his automaton shiteness, it doesn't.

Genuinely thought that was before the injury

you can't blame the other turbo tony for following orders.

he was never much of a winger - he's just fast and physical, but he was never a bag of tricks. nor can you really complain about his positional sense at right back. he's a midfielder. he should play in midfield. where he will £#%&!ing boss it.

just needs the right manager.

Originally Posted by jem

you can't blame the other turbo tony for following orders.

he was never much of a winger - he's just fast and physical, but he was never a bag of tricks. nor can you really complain about his positional sense at right back. he's a midfielder. he should play in midfield. where he will £#%&!ing boss it.

just needs the right manager.

Get off his dick

Originally Posted by jem

you can't blame the other turbo tony for following orders.

he was never much of a winger - he's just fast and physical, but he was never a bag of tricks. nor can you really complain about his positional sense at right back. he's a midfielder. he should play in midfield. where he will £#%&!ing boss it.

just needs the right manager.

state of you jem, blaming 3 managers for the £#%&!ing cowardly shit that Valencia has produced for 5+ years. He is extremely limited in what he can do with the ball at his feet. We could easily have had a league 2 winger with more skill and the same desire yet we got conned into our new number 7 being tony £#%&!ing right back v

Originally Posted by plopborsky

state of you jem, blaming 3 managers for the £#%&!ing cowardly shit that Valencia has produced for 5+ years. He is extremely limited in what he can do with the ball at his feet. We could easily have had a league 2 winger with more skill and the same desire yet we got conned into our new number 7 being tony £#%&!ing right back v

valencia hasn't played that badly, but he has definitely played with himself. hidden tiger.

valencia can take the ball under pressure, has very good timing on his passes, he's fast, strong as an ox, has got serious attitude... what's not to like?

he just lacks a bit of confidence much of the time, but when he's in the groove he's almost unstoppable

Originally Posted by jem

valencia hasn't played that badly, but he has definitely played with himself. hidden tiger.

if he was so good at right mid he would play there for club and country.

£#%&! me if being a hidden tiger is a complement then we are all hidden tigers at something but don't have the balls to do it

Without Valencia Rooney would just be an overpaid sack of potatoes in an overpriced shirt.

Valencia is the unsung hero over the last few years. Always gives 100%, has pace, courage, power and most importantly covers for Rooney.

Love him to bits. Top red. Man's Man. Salt of the Earth.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

valencia can take the ball under pressure, has very good timing on his passes, he's fast, strong as an ox, has got serious attitude... what's not to like?

he just lacks a bit of confidence much of the time, but when he's in the groove he's almost unstoppable

21 goals

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Without Valencia Rooney would just be an overpaid sack of potatoes in an overpriced shirt.

Just as he is with him.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

£#%&! me if being a hidden tiger is a complement then we are all hidden tigers at something but don't have the balls to do it

pm me and I will sort you out with a mantra.

it's compliment, though, not complement. I realise there is a risk that noting this may undermind your fragile confidence, but the matra will sort all of that out as well. it won't help your spelling, obvs, but you won't give a £#%&! about pedants. you may even kill tonight.

Originally Posted by jem

pm me and I will sort you out with a mantra.

it's compliment, though, not complement. I realise there is a risk that noting this may undermind your fragile confidence, but the matra will sort all of that out as well. it won't help your spelling, obvs, but you won't give a £#%&! about pedants. you may even kill tonight.

don't bother you already bored me to death in the last post.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

don't bother you already bored me to death in the last post.

good. you got the mantra. onwards and upwards.

Originally Posted by doudou

Just as he is with him.

Pardon mate ?

Originally Posted by plopborsky

21 goals

carrick has only scored 23 and he's played nearly twice as many games.

Originally Posted by jem

good. you got the mantra. onwards and upwards.