PAID: Chelsea v Manchester United Official Match Thread

Pathetic........ shit on a stick........... I £#%&!ing hate Utd at the moment...

Poggers probably thinking more about his next Insta post/denim ad deal than picking up at the corner.

Pogba stomping about like a child. @#%&!

Played poggers

Wonderful defending.

The Hazard £#%&!athon is nauseating. He's brilliant. He's always been brilliant, but now every little thing he does is 'genius' and 'world class'.

Poo.

As long as United dont shit themselves and concede again within five minutes we’ll be alright

I don't even get wound up by it any more.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

As long as United dont shit themselves and concede again within five minutes we’ll be alright

Can see a 3 or 4 nill here TBH

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

As long as United dont shit themselves and concede again within five minutes we’ll be alright

nah, we won't.

Same every year here. We started half decent here last year too.

We really might as well not bother turning up to this fixture. Say 4-0 and take the week off.

Originally Posted by tatty

I don't even get wound up by it any more.

This

He's a rolls royce of a player. Shouldn't have to know the basics on how to defend a corner.

being at Stamford bridge has nothing to do with it, we are just legitimately shit these days.

Originally Posted by tatty

I don't even get wound up by it any more.

Same.

I just shrugged.

We all know how this ends. we'll huff and puff. lukaku will miss a chance. We'll probably have Matic sent off.

Newcastle was papering over the cracks. We'll see our arse in this tough run because we simply are not very good.

Originally Posted by Cream

He's a rolls royce of a player. Shouldn't have to know the basics on how to defend a corner.

He's not even a £#%&!ing Skoda of a player

Originally Posted by Cream

He's a rolls royce of a player. Shouldn't have to know the basics on how to defend a corner.

Roy's rolls more like

Originally Posted by messhead

being at Stamford bridge has nothing to do with it, we are just legitimately shit these days.

That too.

Originally Posted by tatty

I don't even get wound up by it any more.

Yep

Originally Posted by messhead

being at Stamford bridge has nothing to do with it, we are just legitimately shit these days.

more like the last 6 years ..

Look at the £#%&!ing state of us trying to handle Hazard

So the plan is just foul him. Great.