ETH’s egg head

Bald reds.

As a fellow baldie he must take a razor to his bonce. Does anyone else get the shaving foam and razor on theirs? I go clippers all over at the shortest setting and that’s enough for me.

I've been having bic cuts this past summer. I like having my head feel like sandpaper a few days after shaving it.

I went through a period of doing it around 2000 until one time I scraped of the top of my swede in the shower with a bic razor. Didn’t stop bleeding for hours. Tbf I was a lot bigger back then than I am now and even the blokes in the local curry house used to call me Uncle Fester. Dark times

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

I went through a period of doing it around 2000 until one time I scraped of the top of my swede in the shower with a bic razor. Didn’t stop bleeding for hours. Tbf I was a lot bigger back then than I am now and even the blokes in the local curry house used to call me Uncle Fester. Dark times

Jesus. You scalped yourself in the shower?

Slapheads are going to be shown a lot more compassion from me from now on. I had no idea what a sorry existence it was behind closed doors.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Jesus. You scalped yourself in the shower?

Slapheads are going to be shown a lot more compassion from me from now on. I had no idea what a sorry existence it was behind closed doors.

Think the slapheads who get hair treatment should have to wear a badge the blagging bastards.

I don’t have my magnificent mane just so some slaphead can cheat and get his arse hair stitched into his inferior noggin.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Think the slapheads who get hair treatment should have to wear a badge the blagging bastards.

I don’t have my magnificent mane just so some slaphead can cheat and get his arse hair stitched into his inferior noggin.

Tbf got a mate who was telling me about the ordeal these follicle failures go through stitching random body hair on their bonce. Usually involves a trip to Turkey where they get carted off to a Midnight Express hospital and it’s about 18 hours non-stop of random blokes sticking multiple needles per hair in their head, none of whom speak a word of the queens.

£#%&!ed if I can remember what the name of the town is but the flight there and back is all full of similar sad sacks as well as women getting plastic surgery. The return leg looks like a doctors station in the Somme.

His head is very intriguing, just seems to keep inexorably rising the further back it goes

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Tbf got a mate who was telling me about the ordeal these follicle failures go through stitching random body hair on their bonce. Usually involves a trip to Turkey where they get carted off to a Midnight Express hospital and it’s about 18 hours non-stop of random blokes sticking multiple needles per hair in their head, none of whom speak a word of the queens.

£#%&!ed if I can remember what the name of the town is but the flight there and back is all full of similar sad sacks as well as women getting plastic surgery. The return leg looks like a doctors station in the Somme.

Wasn't Heathers on one of these flights Poor fella

I kind of respect it in a way. They say " yes I look like a £#%&!ing egg, but so what?"

Deserves some respect imo. Less of the name calling please.

I'd be absolutely gutted to be rocking it myself, but Erik makes me respect it....

As long as he doesn't start shining it.

Shaving cream and razor reds

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I'd be absolutely gutted to be rocking it myself, but Erik makes me respect it....

oooo look at me I have hair in my 40's.....

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Shaving cream and razor reds





oooo look at me I have hair in my 40's.....

shit loads, ned a hair cut tbh....

You lost yours running for trains ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

shit loads, ned a hair cut tbh....

You lost yours running for trains ?

very good

All my hair started migrating from my head to my chest when I was about 17. These days I shave my whole head once a week. Everything but the eyebrows. Without those my head would just look like an emotional football.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Jesus. You scalped yourself in the shower?

Slapheads are going to be shown a lot more compassion from me from now on. I had no idea what a sorry existence it was behind closed doors.

Yes. I really dug in deep as well. Came off like a strip of pink doner meat

I've been using a razor a couple of times a week for the last few years.

In the early days I got a bit over-confident and took a chunk out which made me a lot more careful.

It actually takes more time now than when I had a full head.

Originally Posted by tatty

I've been using a razor a couple of times a week for the last few years.

In the early days I got a bit over-confident and took a chunk out which made me a lot more careful.

It actually takes more time now than when I had a full head.

Must’ve been one hell of a chunk!

Originally Posted by tatty

I've been using a razor a couple of times a week for the last few years.

In the early days I got a bit over-confident and took a chunk out which made me a lot more careful.

It actually takes more time now than when I had a full head.

Self harming?

Just get a wig ffs.

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Yes. I really dug in deep as well. Came off like a strip of pink doner meat

You're pretty good on battlefield though. They can't take that away from you (even if bad genes took your hair away)