James Maddison - the main man

So many questions

https://x.com/indyfootball/status/1700034571541119387?s=46&t=V_rEHns4n2KM8_MGvd9NWg

He's an absolute #@&%!, but a decent player. I wouldn't have been upset to see him at United.

He's been outstanding for spurs so far. 20mil cheaper than mount.

Absolute weapon. Decent player, has had a very good start at Spurs.

If we’d have signed him he’d probably catch Mens Mental Health and/or start knocking women about.

When I turned 18, I made a point of buying my own carving knife. The rules of the jungle dictate that the old must give way to the young when the time comes. My dad knew his time was up when I looked him square in the eye, pulled out my knife, and began carving the meat. He looked sad, but I think he was proud too. The king is dead, long live the king.

Christ.

Tbf, that's fantastic. In a completely mental way

Sancho probably lets his niece carve his.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Christ.

He’s like a Heron Foods version of Ibrahimovic.

He's a #@&%! and he's shite.

Say it in a french accent and you'd all think it was amazing.

Who doesn’t?

It’s what your roast dinner is all about. Anyone who just goes for food and conversation clearly doesn’t get it.

Overrated little gimp.

Can see him now in the queue “king size. Obviously. I’m not messing around. Ha ha”

Originally Posted by Coracao

Tbf, that's fantastic. In a completely mental way

Sancho probably lets his niece carve his.

Antony inadvertently carves the table legs

Always up in blackley getting his tatts at
Artemis studio

https://twitter.com/buckfastbadlad/status/1700115054794821692?s=20

https://x.com/mcandidate/status/1700210694447042980?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

I'm fairly confident that I cook a better roast dinner than anybody on here, apart from those who cook a better roast dinner. I carve too ...

But to say "I'm the main man" ? Weirdo

Originally Posted by Coracao

Sancho probably lets his niece carve his.

You don’t carve chicken nuggets

Originally Posted by armchair

He's been outstanding for spurs so far. 20mil cheaper than mount.

I would have rather have had him than Mount, though I'd rather have a real box to box midfielder than a number 10 in the 8 role.

I don't understand the Mason Mount purchase. I don't think he's a flexible as Eriksen, who I still feel is better as an attacking midfielder.

Downed tools for Leicester when the going got tough. Looking forward to seeing how he plays when Spurs start being Spursy again.