Manchester Derby Preview - Plus a look at our rivals

Originally Posted by MarkG

who wouldn't know an offside trap if they trod in one and it took their Rooney loving leg off.

you would not appear to understand the offside trap.

Originally Posted by MarkG

You do this every time. Do you really think I do it to get views?

I could get a 1000 views like true geordie and the like tomorrow. The reason I don't is because I say it how it is and have an opinion. Unlike the others who speak the obvious and get hundreds of subscribers from Asia and Africa who wouldn't know an offside trap if they trod in one and it took their Rooney loving leg off.

you dont do it for the glory you do it for the truth....

a bit of a messiah

Originally Posted by barrington avenue

you dont do it for the glory you do it for the truth....

a bit of a messiah

Exactly. I'm not repeat not Jesus though. I don't want to get bogged down in that whole debate again.

Originally Posted by MarkG

You do this every time. Do you really think I do it to get views?

I could get a 1000 views like true geordie and the like tomorrow. The reason I don't is because I say it how it is and have an opinion. Unlike the others who speak the obvious and get hundreds of subscribers from Asia and Africa who wouldn't know an offside trap if they trod in one and it took their Rooney loving leg off.

Originally Posted by MarkG

Exactly. I'm not repeat not Jesus though. I don't want to get bogged down in that whole debate again.

I'm impressed by the lad's humility

Originally Posted by MarkG

You do this every time. Do you really think I do it to get views?

I could get a 1000 views like true geordie and the like tomorrow. The reason I don't is because I say it how it is and have an opinion. Unlike the others who speak the obvious and get hundreds of subscribers from Asia and Africa who wouldn't know an offside trap if they trod in one and it took their Rooney loving leg off.

Keep going Mark, I think you are doing well.

Originally Posted by witter87

Stop mentioning my name,i'm not the only one who thinks you're a @#%&!.

Originally Posted by MarkG

I'll take that as a bite.

Originally Posted by MarkG

Exactly. I'm not repeat not Jesus though. I don't want to get bogged down in that whole debate again.

indeed.

imagine the size of £#%&!ing nails we'd need.

I wish people would discuss the content of Mark's videos rather than attacking the man himself. I don't see many others posting discussion threads let alone making videos to incite debate.

He does realise that offside traps aren't actually traps though doesn't he?

Newcomer of the year nqat.

Love Mark.

Originally Posted by armchair

I wish people would discuss the content of Mark's videos rather than attacking the man himself. I don't see many others posting discussion threads let alone making videos to incite debate.

Originally Posted by Withers

Newcomer of the year nqat.

Love Mark.

Maybe if he did his interviews in gif style he would be more accepted. He will laugh about these days when he is anchor man on BT sport.

Originally Posted by elephantstone

Maybe if he did his interviews in gif style he would be more accepted. He will laugh about these days when he is anchor man on BT sport.

when he does end up on BT or SKY i will be more proud than when my dog first #@&%!ed his leg for a piss

Yep he is fine tuning his show on the most hostile stage imaginable. He's no mug, make no mistake about that.

Not watching his videos until he gets a theme song or jingle.

Fair is fair

Still haven't watched lol

Ps there's already a thread discussing the derby too.

But I dressed up as Stephen Hendry to do mine.

Originally Posted by MarkG

Witter and carrick16 did it. Ambushed me. Knocked on my door dressed as Jedward and assumed it was trick or treaters. A punch to the face later and it turns out that's their normal look.

Carrick and Witters need to rethink their attack. Golders fending them off with one hand and delivering virtual slaps with the other. All done with a wry smile.

Haven't watched any of his videos tbf but gets my NOTY for putting the retweet sages deservedly in their place.

Originally Posted by MarkG

But I dressed up as Stephen Hendry to do mine.

This is who you should aspire to. Study one of the greatest sports presenters of all time, Desmond Lynam. Plenty of more vids on YouTube.

You need to be more relaxed and appear more comfortable when you look into the camera. One final thing - a smile or two works wonders.

PS: Do the research before making your vids, too many clangers being dropped.

Good Luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfuLQbxjYpw

What clangers have I dropped? Saying what you think tends to mean you believe in your own opinion. Just because people don't agree with you doesn't make them clangers.

I have total confidence in what I'm saying and who I am. I'm Mark Goldbridge.