Cristiano Ronaldo has asked to leave Manchester United...

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Swap him for broja.

Let's get it done! I love that big guy.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Swap him for broja.

Yep

Properly stemmed those leaks..

https://twitter.com/utddistrict/status/1543963325754933249?s=21&t=fvv_cZpDpDo-1SIZMoRBdQ

Sources in the club have informed atticusgrinch that Luke Shaw dresses like a big baby before training, and only changes out of his romper suit after Maguire has taken him for Popoo and given him his dummy.



Bloody easy this.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Sources in the club have informed atticusgrinch that Luke Shaw dresses like a big baby before training, and only changes out of his romper suit after Maguire has taken him for Popoo and given him his dummy.



Bloody easy this.

Yes, but you don’t have sources, journalists generally do.

Might well be United leaking to smooth the exit tbh.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/s...HHf_K4Bj8BeKRQ

Time to get our Matic and Mata money back?

Tuchel 'admires' Ronaldo eh? I can see why he's made a successful career as a manager.

Barca?

Has he gone yet

Originally Posted by dunk

Barca?

Yeah if he's willing to play for nothing and we pay them to sign him.

Originally Posted by armchair

Yeah if he's willing to play for nothing and we pay them to sign him.

They want to sign Lewandowski

Originally Posted by dunk

They want to sign Lewandowski

Straight swap for De Jong. Spend the De Jong money on Lewandowski 👍

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Straight swap for De Jong. Spend the De Jong money on Lewandowski 👍

Lewa to land at Chelsea imo.

I’m pretty sure Ronaldo, and his willingness to take a pay cut, would be much cheaper than Lewa for Barca.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Straight swap for De Jong.

This

Originally Posted by dunk

They want to sign Lewandowski

They are demented. They were forced into selling their best player of all time because they couldn't face reality.

Originally Posted by armchair

They are demented. They were forced into selling their best player of all time because they couldn't face reality.

Utterly. Making all their players take pay cuts then signing Kessie, Christensen, offering deals for Azpilecueta and Alonso and telling their fans they want to sign Silva, Lewandowski, Kounde and Raphinha, while offering Gavi a new deal and telling them they want to keep de Jong they have serious designs on dropping £200m on fees this summer.

Originally Posted by dunk

Utterly. Making all their players take pay cuts then signing Kessie, Christensen, offering deals for Azpilecueta and Alonso and telling their fans they want to sign Silva, Lewandowski, Kounde and Raphinha, while offering Gavi a new deal and telling them they want to keep de Jong they have serious designs on dropping £200m on fees this summer.

Mess que un club.

https://twitter.com/pedromsepulveda/status/1543964885075247106?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1543964885075247106%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2Farticle-10981335%2FCristiano-Ronaldo-spotted-Lisbon-training-centre-missing-Manchester-United-return.html

Originally Posted by armchair

https://twitter.com/pedromsepulveda/...ed-return.html

If he can’t live without the champions’ league, he’ll be £#%&!ed when he retires. Try something new lad, ffs.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Mess que un club.

New deal for Dembele imminent too

Barca is the one.

We should use this chance to get De Jong cheaper or get Dembele/Memphis swap.