6ft 5, hard as £#%&!...

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

FC stole it yet?

It's been stolen from FC actually, the original was

Dave the new centre half
He is a non league hero
Came to us from ashton town
Cost us £#%&!ing zero

6 foot one fat as £#%&!
He always eating chippy
Agrees with northers politics
The dirty £#%&!ing hippy

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

It's been stolen from FC actually, the original was

Dave the new centre half
He is a non league hero
Came to us from ashton town
Cost us £#%&!ing zero

6 foot one fat as £#%&!
He always eating chippy
Agrees with northers politics
The dirty £#%&!ing hippy

far better

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

It's been stolen from FC actually, the original was

Dave the new centre half
He is a non league hero
Came to us from ashton town
Cost us £#%&!ing zero

6 foot one fat as £#%&!
He always eating chippy
Agrees with northers politics
The dirty £#%&!ing hippy

I've had this £#%&!ing song in my head for the last two days

Must admit I don't like it, thought it was a bit cringe.

Im thinking there should be a song created from an Abba tune in honour of his Swedish heritage

so far Ive come up with

zlatan cost no money
which is funny
when you consider city spent £45m on a defender who cant really defend and is yet to establish himself as a recognised international

ok I admit the 3rd line needs a bit of work, but I think I'm on the right track

the tune is money money money btw

My favourite Abba song.. took me less than 2 minutes. Burt Bacharach, ive shit him..


Hes something special
Infact he will always score
No matter how many
we always seems to want more


Hes such a talent a wonderful thing
everyone watches as he makes that ball sing
Were so grateful and proud
we just have to sing it out loud


So I say thank you for the Zlatan... etc etc


(thank you for the music)

My my!
{insert random name of defender we’re playing against] tried to hold him back but he was stronger
Woah yeah!
And now it seems that Zlatan’s gone and scored a goal
And how could United refuse
Now we win when under Moyes and Van Gaal we always lose

For clarification the tune is Waterloo by Abba

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

The city line ruins it, absolutely phoned it in at the end, shame

Yeah it needs to be changed. I'll try and think of something better.

Originally Posted by no fun

Im thinking there should be a song created from an Abba tune in honour of his Swedish heritage

one of us is swedish
one of us is scouse
but we both play in red
(until mkhitaryan is match fit
then he'll be playing number 10 instead)

Originally Posted by no fun

Im thinking there should be a song created from an Abba tune in honour of his Swedish heritage

so far Ive come up with

zlatan cost no money
which is funny
when you consider city spent £45m on a defender who cant really defend and is yet to establish himself as a recognised international

ok I admit the 3rd line needs a bit of work, but I think I'm on the right track

the tune is money money money btw

he is six foot fi - I've
hard as fu - uck
in a finance industry play thing...

Originally Posted by no fun

Im thinking there should be a song created from an Abba tune in honour of his Swedish heritage

Does Your Mother Nose
Nose over Heels
I Have a Nose
If It Wasn't for the Nose
King Kong Nose
Nosing Me, Nosing You
Lay All Your Love on Me nose
Me nose and I
Nose, Pretty Ballerina
Nose Need Love
Slipping Through My Nose
Super Noser
Thank You for the Nose
That's Me Nose
The King Has Lost His Nose

Zlatan's on fire, your defence is terrified.

Originally Posted by MUFCOK

Zlatan's on fire, your defence is terrified.

+1

I'm a Zlat man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-fKviZW44

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ..... Zlat Man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtoMN_xi-AM

Originally Posted by MUFCOK

Zlatan's on fire, your defence is terrified.

Saw the video on United's Instagram page of 'fans' in somewhere like £#%&!ing Chennai singing that.

Horrific.

Originally Posted by MUFCOK

Zlatan's on fire, your defence is terrified.

Originally Posted by Neo

Saw the video on United's Instagram page of 'fans' in somewhere like £#%&!ing Chennai singing that.

Horrific.

In this particular tune

http://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8

I don't want to talk
About the things we've gone through
Forget LVG
it's all history
the ginger scotch #@&%!
his lazy shit@#%&!s too
we thought you were gay
cos of that thing with ged pique

Ibra takes it all
he's good at football
on to victory
along with Mickey T


winner takes it all

zlatan ibrahimovic
he is a swedish mer-cen-ary
they stuffed his arse full of broken glass
for comin in the brandy

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

zlatan ibrahimovic
he is a swedish mer-cen-ary
they stuffed his arse full of broken glass
for comin in the brandy

The Pistols aren't from Sweden


The captain of this lugger
He was a scouse bugger
He isnt fit to shovel shit
From one place to another