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Make the players wear tight fitting skirts that go just over the knee.
The half way line, 6 and 18 yard boxes to be projected onto the pitch with lasers which make waving motions every now and then. The ball to be replaced with the oldest half time orange in the national football museum Goalkeepers have to hang in their goals upside down attached by a curtain rail Two players from each team must have shoulder length hair and they are tied to each other. Dig up Princess Diana and whittle her largest bones into a shovel shape so mines can be planted in the pitch |
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Real answer for how it was back then - yes it would be a penalty, no red card, ref is in complete control so no TV replays. |
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For the price that people pay, the ball should probably be in play for 90 £#%&!ing minutes The average must be well short of that, surely?
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Handball law changed to 'avoidable' instead of 'deliberate'. Because that's what most penalties are anyway. Very rarely does a player intentionally handle the ball. Only ever really on the goal line to literally stop a goal. |
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Who cares? Players generally don't deliberately commit offences in their own area. They don't deliberately do anything wrong but we still award decisions, goals regardless of intention. If you could have avoided handling, it should be a penalty. |
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Here's how it's written: 'Shielding the ball is permitted. A player who places himself between an opponent and the ball for tactical reasons has not committed an offense as long as the ball is kept within playing distance and the player does not hold off the opponent with his arms or body.' So if you want it to be a foul for shielding the ball out of play, then you've got to change that law, or the refs have to give more fouls when they think the defender is using his arms/body improperly. But why do so many people want overhit passes rewarded? Just get on with the goal kick. Quote:
It's a numbers game. They do it expecting/hoping to get away with it, since they do in the vast majority of cases. |
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Handball should be handball (unless literally unavoidable) any block or shirt pull that impedes a player should be a foul. Another one that pisses me off is when a defender jumps with an attacker for a header and does 'just enough' to make them miss. Right, so they didn't get the ball and their contact with the striker stopped him scoring? .....that would be a penalty then. |
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Makes me laugh when people shit on NBA for being stop start, despite the fact that the ball is in play the whole 48 minutes and it's as physically demanding as any sport I can think of. |
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