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Lad near us used to get proper menstrual, every game, no matter what the result. Always stood up. If there was a misplaced shot by a United player or a poor cross, regular as clockwork he'd say... "HOW MANY £#%&!ING TIMES??!" |
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"always has a cold man" - guy in K that literally would cough and sneeze and clear his throat through every game like a nervous tick, sounds nothing, but it got really annoying around 96/97 season until some kid lost it one day and screamed "get some £#%&!ing beechams for £#%&!s sake" at him.
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The "come on" man in J stand. Sat right behind me and Baroo. All he did all game was shout "come on" whether as encouragement or criticism. Other than that he used to whistle all the time, covering the back of our heads in spittle
Now we got shifted cos of the singing section I sit next to a guy from the West Country who, whenever the ref gets a card out shouts "book 'im Daaanno, muurrdur wun" |
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He sits behind scruffy bandana man |
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I remember someone on here (I think) saying there was a guy everyone called 'ten yards' as he would always get angry about the opposition not retreating at free-kicks and shout 'ten yards!' all the time. |
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Group of very irritating welsh blokes behind me - in the family stand with no kids? 'I couldn't beleeeeeeeeeeve it was so nasty it was that traffic it is. Bloody hell Evans, he's shit he is' Could be from Cornwall typing that out tbf.
And a mute family in front of me. Not just mute, no reaction whatsoever regardless of the event. Someone could be assassinated right in front of them and they'd sit there staring motionless and expressionless. Honestly think they might be bots. Have no idea where they're from or who made them but he didn't fit a voice box. Mother and slightly autistic daughter to the mute robot family's right. If you had to sum up the above with one word then that word would have to be 'banter'. |
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We've got Whisky breath who takes a sneaky swig out of his hip flask whenever the crowd in front of him stands up.
Burn coat - around the end of the 90's someone flicked a stray fag which ended up going down the neck of his coat que him flapping about in agony to everyone's amusement. Tom Selleck - spitting image of Magnum albeit with a brummy accent. Baby Arms - fella in his fifties with a rare skin condition who has the smoothest arms you've ever seen. |
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We were the first people to be moved to the new seats in the Stretty and the group around us is pretty much the same today as it was then barring me. The group of about thirty consists of people from Huyton. Ashton (Wigan), Keighley, Garstang and us from West Manchester. My username derives from a European game when a friend asked if we could take his lad. He was only a kid so I took my mates seat in ST2 so the lad could sit with my old man. We were 2-0 down from memory and some @#%&! sat next to me just kept standing up and shouting "BELIEVE!!!....BELIEVE!!!!....". |
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