Bournemouth v Manchester United - PL 13/04/24 5:30pm KO - Official Match Thread

What are we trying to do? It’s the same performance every game we play, you know exactly how the game is gonna go. Why doesn’t the manager change formation or something? This is pointless, it’s a complete waste of everyone’s time.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Bournemouth can score as many here as they like tonight. There's no resistance from this side what so ever. There's a few out there quite clearly that aren't buying what Ten Hag is doing.

The players staying know he’s gone in the summer and the ones leaving don’t give a £#%&! because they’re off anyway.

Actually despise Casemiro. Getting dragged all over the place.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Injured

Get him on anyway

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Red Nick knows his football.

Nice to see in a sea of clueless windmilling clowns.

To be clear: I wasn’t having a go at Hojlund. He’s a gem, but he’s struggling. and that’s because of us.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Just need next season to roll around, it will all click into gear

The only thing that will click is the light switch after ETH has emptied his office

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Bournemouth should be out of sight. This is as bad as anything we’ve served up this season.

We have moments and individual quality, but there’s few teams in the league worse than us in terms of we’re set up and doing the basics.

If nothing else, it is easily our worst effort. I just do not understand playing for a club as big as United and not caring. That means we still have a rotten core inside the club.

Originally Posted by Jethro

Actually despise Casemiro. Getting dragged all over the place.

You actually have to move around to get dragged places, mate.

Seems like only Bruno has it in him for this today.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Injured

Get McClaren on instead.

Originally Posted by pedr0

football has been taken over by eggheads spouting pointless statistics about stuff like "shots faced" as though that might have any correlation with "goals conceded" or "points".

Exactly mate. Such a nonsense stat. If the shots don’t go in then it’s irrelevant how many shots we concede. People don’t seem to get that. Stat £#%&!ers.

Good effort from Bruno there. I'm still utterly sick of how absolutely shit we are though.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

You actually have to move around to get dragged places, mate.

Enjoying the standard 9 minutes added on time this season.

i honestly don't get why he won't make some changes, particularly in forward areas. Why on earth doesn't he give Amad or Mason Mount some minutes, they can't be any worse than this utter garbage we're witnessing surely?

I just don't understand it

Still talking about the champions league. We’re going down the league, not up.

Looks like Bournemouth are Erik's kryptonite.

And all the other PL teams. And the CL teams. And plenty of EL teams.

Why does he play players who let him down every £#%&!ing week the shithouse @#%&!. Get Mount and Amad on the pitch ffs.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

i honestly don't get why he won't make some changes, particularly in forward areas. Why on earth doesn't he give Amad or Mason Mount some minutes, they can't be any worse than this utter garbage we're witnessing surely?

I just don't understand it

Wonder if it's got anything to do with how contracts have been written? Failing that, he needs a scapegoat

Originally Posted by jem

so, you're saying 10h out? fair enough.

check the poll we're all able to vote on

Originally Posted by Sparky***

i honestly don't get why he won't make some changes, particularly in forward areas. Why on earth doesn't he give Amad or Mason Mount some minutes, they can't be any worse than this utter garbage we're witnessing surely?

I just don't understand it

It’s very odd.

Amad did well in the cup and I know he was suspended for the next (?) game but I genuinely thought he’d have had some minutes when he returned.