100000000000005 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

said it was a dream come through to sign for his boyhood club and to follow in the footsteps of his hero Terry Phelan...........

must have misheard his French accent phelan was a fullback he actually said Michael Vonk

Look at him getting in Redmond's face, or complaining to the ref because Cardiff tackled him. He expects everybody to play his wonderful beautiful terrific style, when its cost him almost half a billion to do so (not to mention what they spent before he arrived). The £#%&!ing cheek on him to expect Cardiff to try and beat them by passing through them

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Look at him getting in Redmond's face, or complaining to the ref because Cardiff tackled him. He expects everybody to play his wonderful beautiful terrific style, when its cost him almost half a billion to do so (not to mention what they spent before he arrived). The £#%&!ing cheek on him to expect Cardiff to try and beat them by passing through them

Klopp's the same. Gets absolutely irate when teams don't set up to accomodate them. How dare any of you mere mortals deliberately try and find a way to beat us?

Nobody has ever bothered to ask lord saviour Guardiola why, for someone who apparently worships at the altar of pure, attacking football and wants the opposition to do just that.....why he sets his teams up to suffocate and stifle any chance of an actual competitive game breaking out and cynically foul the other team the minute they have a chance to break.

"yes, we want the other team to attack us, that's why we pin them in 20 yards from their own goal and relentlessly close them down so they have no choice but to boot it away."

£#%&!ing £#%&!er.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

must have misheard his French accent phelan was a fullback he actually said Michael Vonk

His head is too small for his body

The anti-Kompany

Their bullshit is spewing forth now, claiming Laporte turned down United to sign for the best coach ever

Getting giddy too over Mahrez giving Leicester a transfer request. Be interesting if he costs more than the Sanhez valuation......the lying cringing @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Klopp's the same. Gets absolutely irate when teams don't set up to accomodate them. How dare any of you mere mortals deliberately try and find a way to beat us?

Nobody has ever bothered to ask lord saviour Guardiola why, for someone who apparently worships at the altar of pure, attacking football and wants the opposition to do just that.....why he sets his teams up to suffocate and stifle any chance of an actual competitive game breaking out and cynically foul the other team the minute they have a chance to break.

"yes, we want the other team to attack us, that's why we pin them in 20 yards from their own goal and relentlessly close them down so they have no choice but to boot it away."

£#%&!ing £#%&!er.

This more than anything....wish someone could do an opta on those 'harmless' unbookable nudges and blocks around the opposition area when they've lost possession and a break is on. @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Klopp's the same. Gets absolutely irate when teams don't set up to accomodate them. How dare any of you mere mortals deliberately try and find a way to beat us?

Nobody has ever bothered to ask lord saviour Guardiola why, for someone who apparently worships at the altar of pure, attacking football and wants the opposition to do just that.....why he sets his teams up to suffocate and stifle any chance of an actual competitive game breaking out and cynically foul the other team the minute they have a chance to break.

"yes, we want the other team to attack us, that's why we pin them in 20 yards from their own goal and relentlessly close them down so they have no choice but to boot it away."

£#%&!ing £#%&!er.

Such a demented argument. They made us camp in our own penalty area all game.

Teams need to be brave enough to take them on or stfu.

Guardiola spends half a billion in 18 months



United swap Mkhitaryan for Sanchez with no money changing hands

Originally Posted by sa7

Guardiola spends half a billion in 18 months



United swap Mkhitaryan for Sanchez with no money changing hands

Genuinely wouldn't surprise me if Sanchez's wages now = Aguero's wages for about five years under the table.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Klopp's the same. Gets absolutely irate when teams don't set up to accomodate them. How dare any of you mere mortals deliberately try and find a way to beat us?

Nobody has ever bothered to ask lord saviour Guardiola why, for someone who apparently worships at the altar of pure, attacking football and wants the opposition to do just that.....why he sets his teams up to suffocate and stifle any chance of an actual competitive game breaking out and cynically foul the other team the minute they have a chance to break.

"yes, we want the other team to attack us, that's why we pin them in 20 yards from their own goal and relentlessly close them down so they have no choice but to boot it away."

£#%&!ing £#%&!er.

i see warnock gave him short shrift after his whingeing on sunday

Triggered by GNev

https://twitter.com/Sammy_Goal/status/961955713533739008

Thin skinned, even thinner haired @#%&!

Originally Posted by sa7

Thin skinned, even thinner haired @#%&!

He’s a big baby. It’s all gonna go wrong at some point -absolutely nailed on- and he’ll be back to slapping his face like curly out of the stooges.

Originally Posted by utd99

He’s a big baby. It’s all gonna go wrong at some point -absolutely nailed on- and he’ll be back to slapping his face like curly out of the stooges.

Probably why he's walked into 2 piss easy £#%&!ing jobs after the Barcelona one.

Sounds like anything less than a smooth job with everything going his way has him ready to drive to dundee eating Toblerones.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Probably why he's walked into 2 piss easy £#%&!ing jobs after the Barcelona one.

Sounds like anything less than a smooth job with everything going his way has him ready to drive to dundee eating Toblerones.

Agreed; and the stratospheric hyperbole that’s accompanied his second season will make the plunge back to earth that much sweeter.

His reaction when asked about injured players the weird @#%&!

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Probably why he's walked into 2 piss easy £#%&!ing jobs after the Barcelona one.

Sounds like anything less than a smooth job with everything going his way has him ready to drive to dundee eating Toblerones.

Face touching @#%&!.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43010230

Manchester City DEMAND meeting with referees governing body to complain that people are tackling their players.

Asked for a meet with the league to discuss tackles. What in God’s name is wrong with them

He did the same at Barca. By the end, opponents couldn't fart near a Barca player without it being a foul.

The FA should fine them for trying to influence refs.

Originally Posted by Lok

He did the same at Barca. By the end, opponents couldn't fart near a Barca player without it being a foul.

The FA should fine them for trying to influence refs.

Agreed, particularly if the stats don't support them which i don't reckon they will.