100000000000003 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

just because it's the internet, I have noted your aguero>rvp howler for future ridiculing purposes


city are better than united atm almost exclusively in the department of scoring goals - they were 2-0 down inside 10 minutes last night apparently ffs... it's a very fine line between scoring goals and not scoring them. it starts by taking a high proportion of the few chances you make and invariably leads on to taking a low proportion of the high number of chances you make. then that low proportion dries up and confidence goes. then the defence comes under pressure. then results slip and often get worse. which is where we are now. despite rooney being arguably our best player this season we've missed far too many chances. last night we made few and won. normally people would call the run we've just had a blip.


blip.

You don't think City have better midfielders?

Originally Posted by dunk

I don't think anybody is 'adoring' or 'admiring' them in any way tbh. Just admitting they are better than us. End of story really. They will be winning trophy/ies, we won't. Simple. The sooner the dicks in charge at United recognise and act upon this, the better. Them having their head in the sand about it doesn't help anyone tbh.

is that your honest personal opinion?

blimey, all is clear now. you really should have said a thousand times before across every football thread .

Back 5 we are better
Attacking 6 they are dominant, mostly because of the midfield
Imagine having a player like toure :shakehead:

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

You don't think City have better midfielders?

have you read the thread at all?

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

just because it's the internet, I have noted your aguero>rvp howler for future ridiculing purposes


city are better than united atm almost exclusively in the department of scoring goals - they were 2-0 down inside 10 minutes last night apparently ffs... it's a very fine line between scoring goals and not scoring them. it starts by taking a high proportion of the few chances you make and invariably leads on to taking a low proportion of the high number of chances you make. then that low proportion dries up and confidence goes. then the defence comes under pressure. then results slip and often get worse. which is where we are now. despite rooney being arguably our best player this season we've missed far too many chances. last night we made few and won. normally people would call the run we've just had a blip.


blip.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

is that your honest personal opinion?

blimey, all is clear now. you really should have said a thousand times before across every football thread .

You appear to believe you have a monopoly on regurgitating your own brand of %@#$&!s at your will

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

have you read the thread at all?

TBF to Grinchers, you've just said City are exclusively better in the strikers department whilst earlier in the thread you said that we could really do with a Silva or Toure.

Perhaps re-read the thread pal yourself?

Happy to be ridiculed over the Aguero V RVP thing. In fact delighted to be in all honesty.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

You don't think City have better midfielders?

Hull City have better midfielders.

Agree with saffers entirely.

The thread title is becoming increasingly misleading. Last few pages are like bluemoon ffs.

If there's nothing to laugh at them for at the moment then let the thread slide and we will bump it when there is.

£#%&! me I see the title and see that it's back at the top and I come running inside all excited because I think maybe a coach load of their fans crashed and set on fire last night but no, I get a 50 year old Wally from Devon pretending to be an Indian United fan talking about how great they are.

Originally Posted by dunk

You appear to believe you have a monopoly on regurgitating your own brand of %@#$&!s at your will

pardon?

i wasn't really inviting an exchange you dull £#%&!, i was just dismissing yet another crock of shit scraped from the same dreary negative barrel of woe is dunk

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

TBF to Grinchers, you've just said City are exclusively better in the strikers department whilst earlier in the thread you said that we could really do with a Silva or Toure.

Perhaps re-read the thread pal yourself?

Happy to be ridiculed over the Aguero V RVP thing. In fact delighted to be in all honesty.

i said no such thing you cheeky scamp

i said in the goalscoring department

there's no i in str... team.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

pardon?

i wasn't really inviting an exchange you dull £#%&!, i was just dismissing yet another crock of shit scraped from the same dreary negative barrel of woe is dunk

Realism is the word, you Unicorn blowing, Fairy snorting #@&%!.

Don't respond.

Originally Posted by TC23 Henchasaurus

Agree with saffers entirely.

The thread title is becoming increasingly misleading. Last few pages are like bluemoon ffs.

If there's nothing to laugh at them for at the moment then let the thread slide and we will bump it when there is.

£#%&! me I see the title and see that it's back at the top and I come running inside all excited because I think maybe a coach load of their fans crashed and set on fire last night but no, I get a 50 year old Wally from Devon pretending to be an Indian United fan talking about how great they are.

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

i said no such thing you cheeky scamp

i said in the goalscoring department

there's no i in str... team.

So you don't think midfielders are in any way involved in goalscoring?

Originally Posted by TC23 Henchasaurus

If there's nothing to laugh at them for at the moment then let the thread slide and we will bump it when there is.

Pellegrini getting the goal difference wrong is worth a guffaw.

Originally Posted by dunk

Realism is the word, you Unicorn blowing, Fairy snorting #@&%!.

Don't respond.

it's clearly about time for you to £#%&! off and pretend to support someone else

feel free to respond, but again, i'm not inviting an exchange you dull, dreary, woe is dunk drone

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

Back 5 we are better
Attacking 6 they are dominant, mostly because of the midfield
Imagine having a player like toure :shakehead:

I was certainly one of the majority that thought he was just a great big lump who was there to cover defenders going forward.

Maybe Moyes thought Fellaini would surprise him in a similar fashion?

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

it's clearly about time for you to £#%&! off and pretend to support someone else

feel free to respond, but again, i'm not inviting an exchange you dull, dreary, woe is dunk drone

Just because you repeat something continuously does not make it true.

I'm far from unhappy about anything tbh.

Originally Posted by dunk

Just because you repeat something continuously does not make it true.

I'm far from unhappy about anything tbh.

if i was interested i would have asked

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

if i was interested i would have asked

I was just reassuring you, you seem pre-occupied almost to the point of concern, which is touching.