Saturday 1st of April etc - scouse ''derby", other games

Wonder what time Evertons first player will get sent off at and when the Vermin will get their first penalty? First mention of 'The Friendly Derby'?

Spurs might £#%&! up at Burnley, Chelsea will hammer Palace. And so on.

Sky currently talking up Everton right in time to witness their annual capitulation.

Why isn't Schneiderlin playing?

I assume he is injured?

I'm watching this. Good opportunity to get de-raged before the United game.

Pathetic from Everton.

Come on you toffee nosed £#%&!ing bastards

£#%&!ing @#%&!s

What a surprise.

Everton saving themselves for a Herculean effort at Old Trafford

Is he their only attacking threat?

Keeper

Everton at Anfield :spank:

The joy of grief before kick off giving way to the joy of watching Everton roll over. Lucky bastards.

no way he should score from there. £#%&! defending.

That touch by Lukaku

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

That touch by Lukaku

£100m

This is all Martin O Neill's fault

Originally Posted by Clarkie

This is all Martin O Neill's fault

Has he taken Coleman?

Lukaku is such a flat track bully

That right centre back for Everton
You can see why this is his first game of the season

Hopelessly out of his depth

Koeman has got Jagielka and Williams on the halfway line...against Mane and Coutinho.

This will be a massacre.

No card for that. Textbook

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

That right centre back for Everton
You can see why this is his first game of the season

Hopelessly out of his depth

The kids aren't the problem for Everton they've been ok.

Lukaku and Barkley have been utter gash