BIG Luke Shaw

defo used an app the fatty weirdo

Wait...

So that IS him?!

Looks nothing like him and it’s saying thanks to Shaw for getting him a gift isn’t it?

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...911115265?s=21

Those teeth

what the £#%&! has he done to his railings?

Originally Posted by AK14

Wait...

So that IS him?!

Looks nothing like him and it’s saying thanks to Shaw for getting him a gift isn’t it?

Yes it is, and he’s saying thanks to some gimpy fan account.

£#%&!ing hell; even Steve Austin didn’t get a whole new body that quick.

Something’s up.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Yes it is, and he’s saying thanks to some gimpy fan account.

Jesus!

Looks like a new bloke!?

Maybe he has a twin and this Shaw is the one we should have had from Southampton but he was kidnapped and only now we’ve payed the ransom?

Originally Posted by AK14

Jesus!

Looks like a new bloke!?

Maybe he has a twin and this Shaw is the one we should have had from Southampton but he was kidnapped and only now we’ve payed the ransom?

Or maybe the Fred fitness experts owe the wee man an apology

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Or maybe the Fred fitness experts owe the wee man an apology

He looks completely different. I figured he’d obviously get fitter when he got back training but the beach photos must be only about three weeks ago ffs. Whatever they did to him in Dubai can’t be legal.

Originally Posted by RedMenace

He looks completely different. I figured he’d obviously get fitter when he got back training but the beach photos must be only about three weeks ago ffs. Whatever they did to him in Dubai can’t be legal.

Few T5s and anything is possible

Originally Posted by RedMenace

He looks completely different. I figured he’d obviously get fitter when he got back training but the beach photos must be only about three weeks ago ffs. Whatever they did to him in Dubai can’t be legal.

Also looked too bulky in that beach photo. Probs told him stay out the gym and off the supplements and go for a run in the desert

Looks like his put a strong filter on and darkened the torso to give more definition

Something fishy going on.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Something Filet-O-Fishy going on.

ftfy

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...911115265?s=21

Those teeth

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Something fishy going on.

Word.

Lookalikey

He can get into the best shape of his life but let’s face it hes just shit. No technical ability whatsoever. I £#%&!ing hate him tbh

Originally Posted by Sparky***

what the £#%&! has he done to his railings?

Originally Posted by Vedder

He can get into the best shape of his life but let’s face it hes just shit. No technical ability whatsoever. I £#%&!ing hate him tbh

That is absolute %@#$&!s i'm afraid matey

Originally Posted by Vedder

He can get into the best shape of his life but let’s face it hes just shit. No technical ability whatsoever. I £#%&!ing hate him tbh

What a load of shit.

Originally Posted by Vedder

He can get into the best shape of his life but let’s face it hes just shit. No technical ability whatsoever. I f***ing hate him tbh

He hasn’t developed his game at all in the four years he’s been here has he. When he came his main attribute was his pace and nothing’s changed.

Originally Posted by Vedder

He can get into the best shape of his life but let’s face it hes just shit. No technical ability whatsoever. I £#%&!ing hate him tbh

Totally disagree.

His problem, injuries/fitness etc aside, has only ever been his reading of the game imo. On the odd occasion when he's been 'on it', he's superb. Potential to be one of the best attacking LB's/left wingbacks in the world because he's strong, quick, technically decent. Which is why it's a crying shame about what's happened since his injury.