Your Hooligan stories thread.

Whack your tales of mither you've encountered in here, if it's stuff you've been involved in, witnessed or heard from other sources.

It's not big nor clever but we've all come across it.

I've never understood organised meets tbh, I can understand it after a game when we've been beat or summats happened inside or outside the stadium to set it off, but actually pre arranging a tear up just seems strange imo.

West ham ferry pic here from a mate.

Loving the dedication to fire safety.

He really wants to put that blaze out, and it looks like nothing will stop him.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Loving the dedication to fire safety.

He really wants to put that blaze out, and it looks like nothing will stop him.

Looks like a thin Pure.

I got shouted at once in the Stretford End for not joining in the singing enough.

It got quite tense.

You probably had to be there.

Originally Posted by sullerz

she makes about 700k a year!

who is it?

Bellers, please cheer up, it's getting boring now pol.

embarrassing

Originally Posted by sullerz

Jenna Marbles. Youtube sensation.

just googled her. the world's gone mad.

Anyway hooligan stuff. I was 13 and sat in the first or second game in the new stretford end seats. It was pissing down and there was no roof so they handed out pack-a-macs on the turnstyle.

Something happened that led me launch my pack-a-mac pitchwards, only for it to veer right and zip past Schmeichels head. A few other followed suit and Schmeichel gave the 200 wet people his famous glare.

Cried all the way home because my dad said he was taking me ST from me.

back in the 70's the buses taking you back to various parts of manchester used to line up along warwick rd, opposite the town hall

we were just about to get on our bus back to the garden city, when a lone geordie walked past, about our age

our mate jimmy snatched his scarf, booted him a couple of times, and generally played the big hero

we got on the bus, all telling jimmy he was a top lad, but in seconds, his mam (mad irish)who had been on the bus and witnessed the whole thing leathered jimmy, dragged him off the bus, and made him chase after the geordie to give him his scarf back

I also witnessed a 23 year old bloke from w/shawe boot a 12 year old scouser in the knackers, but told that loads of times before

United v Liverpool late 80's. Saw a horse get sparked out with one punch on the nose.

Was also showered with glass, darts etc at leeds in the early 90's at elland road when we played them 4 times in the space of a couple of weeks.

saw a grown man attack a car once outside LMC

Will the 3 stooges get the £#%&! off this thread ffs. :shakehead:

the non segregation on the half way line at Cardiff in 2003 was quite funny. skiplickers getting banjoed all over the shop.

Got thrown out of the sheff wednesday Kop and took a few digs when we lost there once.
Got hit with a piece of wood at bacup away with fc
Got hit on the head with a pint pot watching utd liverpool in huddersfield, threw a greek lad out of a window at my halls in hudders after a european game,

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

United v Liverpool late 80's. Saw a horse get sparked out with one punch on the nose.

Was also showered with glass, darts etc at leeds in the early 90's at elland road when we played them 4 times in the space of a couple of weeks.

From the Utd end too.:shakehead:

Pre-cursor bad rep.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

United v Liverpool late 80's. Saw a horse get sparked out with one punch on the nose.

Was also showered with glass, darts etc at leeds in the early 90's at elland road when we played them 4 times in the space of a couple of weeks.

A human being punched a 17 hands high police horse unconscious ?

Yeah, right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cDfnQD0ws

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

A human being punched a 17 hands high police horse unconscious ?

Yeah, right.

Mongo knocks out a horse! - YouTube

Yes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#axzz2K1beOKUf

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Yes

I've told you 6 million times not to exaggerate.

Bullshit.

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

Got thrown out of the sheff wednesday Kop and took a few digs when we lost there once.
Got hit with a piece of wood at bacup away with fc
Got hit on the head with a pint pot watching utd liverpool in huddersfield, threw a greek lad out of a window at my halls in hudders after a european game,

Was he match fixing?

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

I've told you 6 million times not to exaggerate.

Bullshit.

See the edit grandad