""When I first heard about the tie I think I almost cried" - David Beckham

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

lolz

Iv met Becks on three seperate occasions. He had great manners and was very friendly. He has a very nice manner about him.

In footballing terms he is an absolute legend in my book. I loved him throughout his time at United. I agree with Watchers in that we sold him at the right time. The circus was in full flow and his performances began to wane. Still, a great player in any event.

Did he ask for your autograph?

is he on this "list" below? all manchester united legends

Originally Posted by toseeunited

is he on this "list" below? all manchester united legends

Mr Handstand would never get near legend status!

Celebrating like £#%&! at Maine Rd against us, Derby at wastelands 3yrs ago and he interviewed on their match build-up wearing a citeh tie!?


No ta!

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Why have you put United in inverted commas? Who are you quoting?

I'm flattered that you've come on to the Internet at 3 in morning to tell me that, though.

And don't get so wound up, you'll spill your pot noodle on your y-fronts. You big tart.

The inverted commas were to emphasise my point that you never go to matches yet think you have a right to tell people what to do all the time.

I happen to agree that Beckham is a great but I hate jumped-up little upstarts like you thinking you have the right to tell all and sundry what they can and can't do at Utd games!!


Start going to some and then you may be worth listening to!

Until then, keep coming on here pretending you are some big 'United' fan who cant get to games cos he lives in that there London..

I know lads who been travelling from London for over 30yrs! What possible excuse can you have that stops you that doesnt stop them!?

Oh and as for the pot noodle y-fronts remark... Came on here as she wanted to go sleep and I was still going


hardcore us Mancs you know!

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Did he ask for your autograph?

no?

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

The inverted commas were to emphasise my point that you never go to matches yet think you have a right to tell people what to do all the time.

I happen to agree that Beckham is a great but I hate jumped-up little upstarts like you thinking you have the right to tell all and sundry what they can and can't do at Utd games!!


Start going to some and then you may be worth listening to!

Until then, keep coming on here pretending you are some big 'United' fan who cant get to games cos he lives in that there London..

I know lads who been travelling from London for over 30yrs! What possible excuse can you have that stops you that doesnt stop them!?

Oh and as for the pot noodle y-fronts remark... Came on here as she wanted to go sleep and I was still going


hardcore us Mancs you know!

I think you may have used them incorrectly.

But I won't let that deflect from what is, in all fairness, a top-notch Uber red post. You've put me in my place, well and truly.

I'll go away now and re-assess my life.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...chester-united

Really hope he plays at OT against us in March. Absolute Legend, the reception he'll get from the fans will be something special. Beckham, Giggs, Scholes and Neville all on the pitch together at some point? I hope so

You do want us to win don't you?

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

The inverted commas were to emphasise my point that you never go to matches yet think you have a right to tell people what to do all the time.

I happen to agree that Beckham is a great but I hate jumped-up little upstarts like you thinking you have the right to tell all and sundry what they can and can't do at Utd games!!


Start going to some and then you may be worth listening to!

Until then, keep coming on here pretending you are some big 'United' fan who cant get to games cos he lives in that there London..

I know lads who been travelling from London for over 30yrs! What possible excuse can you have that stops you that doesnt stop them!?

Oh and as for the pot noodle y-fronts remark... Came on here as she wanted to go sleep and I was still going


hardcore us Mancs you know!

Look at me, i have never missed a game since i was brewing inside my dads £#%&!ing %@#$&!s

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

The inverted commas were to emphasise my point that you never go to matches yet think you have a right to tell people what to do all the time.

I happen to agree that Beckham is a great but I hate jumped-up little upstarts like you thinking you have the right to tell all and sundry what they can and can't do at Utd games!!


Start going to some and then you may be worth listening to!

Until then, keep coming on here pretending you are some big 'United' fan who cant get to games cos he lives in that there London..

I know lads who been travelling from London for over 30yrs! What possible excuse can you have that stops you that doesnt stop them!?

Oh and as for the pot noodle y-fronts remark... Came on here as she wanted to go sleep and I was still going


hardcore us Mancs you know!

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

The inverted commas were to emphasise my point that you never go to matches yet think you have a right to tell people what to do all the time.

I happen to agree that Beckham is a great but I hate jumped-up little upstarts like you thinking you have the right to tell all and sundry what they can and can't do at Utd games!!


Start going to some and then you may be worth listening to!

Until then, keep coming on here pretending you are some big 'United' fan who cant get to games cos he lives in that there London..

I know lads who been travelling from London for over 30yrs! What possible excuse can you have that stops you that doesnt stop them!?

Oh and as for the pot noodle y-fronts remark... Came on here as she wanted to go sleep and I was still going


hardcore us Mancs you know!

Sparky has had a mare here. Log out son

Originally Posted by elephantstone

Sparky has had a mare here. Log out son

In what respect?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

In what respect?

He's £#%&!ing murdered you tbf. he's served your %@#$&!s up on a silver platter.

Now put down the ps3 controller before you throw it at the telly.

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

The inverted commas were to emphasise my point that you never go to matches yet think you have a right to tell people what to do all the time.

I happen to agree that Beckham is a great but I hate jumped-up little upstarts like you thinking you have the right to tell all and sundry what they can and can't do at Utd games!!


Start going to some and then you may be worth listening to!

Until then, keep coming on here pretending you are some big 'United' fan who cant get to games cos he lives in that there London..

I know lads who been travelling from London for over 30yrs! What possible excuse can you have that stops you that doesnt stop them!?

Oh and as for the pot noodle y-fronts remark... Came on here as she wanted to go sleep and I was still going


hardcore us Mancs you know!

Not being harsh sparky as I have been trying to lay off you with the cockney red stuff but he has a point tbf. It just riles when you (not you personally) spout off about the club we have all grown up with.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

He's £#%&!ing murdered you tbf. he's served your %@#$&!s up on a silver platter.

Now put down the ps3 controller before you throw it at the telly.

he has tbf

Originally Posted by King Schlong

Look at me, i have never missed a game since i was brewing inside my dads £#%&!ing %@#$&!s

you dont go either do you?

Couldn't give a £#%&! what kind of reception he gets tbh.

Fine player for us but a complete and utter @#%&! of epic proportions.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

you dont go either do you?

Not as much as i used to do now im paying half on a gaff.

Top redness just makes you look like a #@&%! though, that was the point of my post.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

He's £#%&!ing murdered you tbf. he's served your %@#$&!s up on a silver platter.

Now put down the ps3 controller before you throw it at the telly.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Not being harsh sparky as I have been trying to lay off you with the cockney red stuff but he has a point tbf. It just riles when you (not you personally) spout off about the club we have all grown up with.

I'll not rise to the bait. It's obviously a ploy to wind me up, get me all indignant and get me posting some huge response to justify my 'support' of the 'football' 'team'.

So, I'll leave all you pillocks with this. Think on it.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I'll not rise to the bait. It's obviously a ploy to wind me up, get me all indignant and get me posting some huge response to justify my 'support' of the 'football' 'team'.

So, I'll leave all you pillocks with this. Think on it.

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

Mr Handstand would never get near legend status!

Celebrating like £#%&! at Maine Rd against us, Derby at wastelands 3yrs ago and he interviewed on their match build-up wearing a citeh tie!?


No ta!

Schmikes was a legend as a player - £#%&!er of a bloke since in some of his antics but he did the business for us time and again between the sticks and I shall fondly remember the big nosed laser blue £#%&!wit as a result.