100000000000003 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

Don't know if this was cleared up but Z caught K in the sack with his mrs


No idea why I'm not using their names tbf.

Out of respect for Zorg and Kev?

New contract for 37 year old Richard Wright who has 0 appearances for them to try and maintain some English/homegrown presence in the squad

Lucky £#%&!ing bastard that Wright btw :shakehead: he'll be there when he's 50 ffs

Originally Posted by dunk

New contract for 37 year old Richard Wright who has 0 appearances for them to try and maintain some English/homegrown presence in the squad

Lucky £#%&!ing bastard that Wright btw :shakehead: he'll be there when he's 50 ffs

Won 1 more PL title than Gerrard

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Out of respect for Zorg and Kev?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Won 1 more PL title than Gerrard

I see their chairman has promised Pellegrini "a pot of gold" this summer

Originally Posted by dunk

New contract for 37 year old Richard Wright who has 0 appearances for them to try and maintain some English/homegrown presence in the squad

Lucky £#%&!ing bastard that Wright btw :shakehead: he'll be there when he's 50 ffs

Part of the reason they're going balls out for Sterling this summer aswell.

Originally Posted by dunk

New contract for 37 year old Richard Wright who has 0 appearances for them to try and maintain some English/homegrown presence in the squad

Lucky £#%&!ing bastard that Wright btw :shakehead: he'll be there when he's 50 ffs

ridiculous isn't it. I am sure I'd want to be playing, not just sitting on my arse.

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What a fraud. 19 games a season average.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

What a fraud. 19 games a season average.

spun like that, he's a workhorse

3 in the last 5 years, largely sat on his arse since 2007

They got fined on FFP last summer

Still spent £80m last season

And are saying they're gonna blow a load more cash this summer.

How does that work then?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Out of respect for Zorg and Kev?

Originally Posted by Semantic Lisp

They got fined on FFP last summer

Still spent £80m last season

And are saying they're gonna blow a load more cash this summer.

How does that work then?

FFP rules are set to be relaxed. They're waiting back to find out how much they can spend this summer.

Sterling is the only one I can see playing for them next season, Pogba will end up at one of the big boys and De Bruyne will stay.

The FFP relaxation is only in terms of new investments and takeovers isn't it, rather than existing owners and financial statuses?

Originally Posted by dunk

The FFP relaxation is only in terms of new investments and takeovers isn't it, rather than existing owners and financial statuses?

Dunno.

PSG have yet to speak to Platini with details on how much they want to spend this summer.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Dunno.

PSG have yet to speak to Platini with details on how much they want to spend this summer.

They'll sell a plant pot from the club reception for £40m to a middle eastern plant enthusiast.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They'll sell a plant pot from the club reception for £40m to a middle eastern plant enthusiast.

You rang?

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

You rang?

Not really laughing at them. Snip at half a million. No idea who he is obvs but hardly any downside.

Bursaspor have given their highly-rated striker Enes Unal permission to travel to England to discuss a possible deal with Manchester City.

The 18-year-old, who won his first senior cap for Turkey in the 2-1 victory against Luxembourg in March, is likely to command a fee of around £500,000.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Not really laughing at them. Snip at half a million. No idea who he is obvs but hardly any downside.

Fantastic signing for the EDS