Cristiano Ronaldo

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Look at the boy's face. Gonna be just like his old man.

sign him up?

Originally Posted by Michael Myers

Some American bint he knocked up and paid off. Her identity was never released. The kind of thing you'd expect from 'Jacko'.

Yep. A designer baby for Rinaldo. Kid is probably on numerous nannies and will grow into an Elliot.

Don't think he even knocked her up. General idea is he used a surrogate.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Don't think he even knocked her up. General idea is he used a surrogate.

ffs

could not be more of a designer baby.

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

The luckiest woman alive

Giving up her child and only seeing it on Twitter... You reckon?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Giving up her child and only seeing it on Twitter... You reckon?

Classic northers, not really thought that one through

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

Classic northers, not really thought that one through

i think he meant she was lucky that ronaldo paid someone else to inseminate her. That's how hipsters make love.

https://twitter.com/AndyMitten/statuses/495310974766034944

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

i think he meant she was lucky that ronaldo paid someone else to inseminate her. That's how hipsters make love.

Bumsters.

Enough going round the houses.

Sir Alex Ferguson: "Cristiano was the most gifted player I managed. He surpassed all the great ones I coached at United and I had many."

Viva Ronaldo

11 years ago today. 11 years ffs.

Originally Posted by Vedder

11 years ago today. 11 years ffs.

That jumper is still as cool today as it was back then.

http://www.travelerstoday.com/articl...l-di-maria.htm

Worst article EVER.

On.

Clearly angry, wants out, bring him home with angel and sammy

http://youtu.be/8pgbDKWbElw

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

Clearly angry, wants out, bring him home with angel and sammy

http://youtu.be/8pgbDKWbElw

#JustSayin

http://youtu.be/NQVOdgM8BdE

http://youtu.be/ZnGvBNo5m-I

Shearer's arse proper went though tbf. What a pair of tarts.

Big Ronnie would leather them 2 against 1.

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

Clearly angry, wants out, bring him home with angel and sammy

http://youtu.be/8pgbDKWbElw

admittedly a terrific chopping right hand that one.

Originally Posted by DakotaFredsBigShoe

http://www.travelerstoday.com/articl...l-di-maria.htm

Worst article EVER.

On.

golly gosh travelerstoday.com, is that read by chinless backpacking aussie tossers or brickbat-wielding fairground employee nesbits?

https://youtube.com/watch?list=UUiVg...&v=MS4X3HjELQ0

Bring him back ffs. Club's been a £#%&!ing joke since he went.

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Bring him back ffs. Club's been a £#%&!ing joke since he went.

Summer i reckon..