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Unread 02-01-2017, 08:37 PM
The Stella Fella
 
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WTF is he going on about Bravos fault?? Can't understand his Stockport accent
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 08:44 PM
Pop
 
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Muttering and shouting at himself today. And swatting imaginary flies away. £#%&!ing tramp.

 
Unread 02-01-2017, 08:53 PM
dragflick
 
Talking


 
Unread 02-01-2017, 09:04 PM
75Red
 
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Can't understand his Stockport accent




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Unread 02-01-2017, 09:31 PM
Billy Redface
 
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£#%&! the Moby-looking Sweatshirt ponce. Ooh, his centre half popped up at right back. FASCINATING!
Oooh, he got rid of joe Hart. What balls. FASCINATING!
Ooh, he just wrote something down. WITH A PEN!!

Tedious, fairweather mercenary.

Go on. Retire at 45, citing some shit about falling out of the love with the game, when the reality is you bottled it, you £#%&!ing wimp!


Close the door on your way out.

 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:28 PM
ScarFace
 
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Pep
"I will not be on the bench at 60. The process of my goodbye has already started. I am arriving at the end of my coaching career, that is for sure. I will be at City for 3 years, maybe more."


Players always do best when they hear managers talking about retiring. but of course, it's jose who's miserable and spent the most on players this season...
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:36 PM
dunk
 
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There's no way he's lasting 3 years at that circus is there..?
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:38 PM
ZiggyStardust
 
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Pep having a go at city fans

It's a real love affair over there
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:40 PM
Sparky***
 
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twitching like harry redknapp on the bench
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:44 PM
Clarkie
 
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His bald head will fall out now....

Utter @#%&!....I told you all about him
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:44 PM
Switching Off
 
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Pep having a go at city fans

It's a real love affair over there
Serves him right. He knew they were a nothing.club when he signed.

He's probably shocked by the lack of football experience in the club. Mourinho has a chat with Fergie or Sir Bob if he needs to. Pep has to go into the car park to find Mike £#%&!ing Summerbee drinking cider behind some bins.
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:44 PM
Billy Bigbollox
 
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What a #@&%! .
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:46 PM
Pop
 
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He's since changed it, the creepy spider headed @#%&!...

 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:51 PM
dunk
 
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Somehow, the BBC managed to make Pep out to be a hero out of that shambles today
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 10:53 PM
Pop
 
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Serves him right. He knew they were a nothing.club when he signed.

He's probably shocked by the lack of football experience in the club. Mourinho has a chat with Fergie or Sir Bob if he needs to. Pep has to go into the car park to find Mike £#%&!ing Summerbee drinking cider behind some bins.


And waving at busses.
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 11:01 PM
AnthonyMartial
 
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He an incredibly coward man.

Interesting to play without messi isn't it.
 
Unread 02-01-2017, 11:53 PM
Zorg
 
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Serves him right. He knew they were a nothing.club when he signed.

He's probably shocked by the lack of football experience in the club. Mourinho has a chat with Fergie or Sir Bob if he needs to. Pep has to go into the car park to find Mike £#%&!ing Summerbee drinking cider behind some bins.
 
Unread 03-01-2017, 12:03 AM
Sparky***
 
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I think whoever wrote this in a fanzine back in July should be given *ahem* sage points...

 
Unread 03-01-2017, 12:06 AM
Billy Redface
 
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I think whoever wrote this in a fanzine back in July should be given *ahem* sage points...

And I imagine he'd never say they'd never say city would have the league won by Christmas in September*












*I'm sure you never did , but it's the type of thing you'd say as they lead 1-0 at home to West Brom or something.
 
Unread 03-01-2017, 12:42 AM
Tumescent Throb
 
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I think whoever wrote this in a fanzine back in July should be given *ahem* sage points...

pretty sure people were saying exactly that from the moment he was announced as their new boss. in fact from long before that, when everyone knew he would be going there eventually...

sage points would be added for those who've long since pointed out that city's squad isn't all that anyway, as opposed to those who think it is and that they should be walking this league.

throw in some sage points to those you plagiarised it from as well while you're at it
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